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Mumbo looked at the sticky note saying I want to see you burn the world for a long, long moment, blinking in mustachioed astonishment, before saying flatly, "Absolutely not."
"Aw, come on," Grian muttered to himself from his vantage point atop the display shelves. He scribbled out another sticky note and crouched, waiting for Mumbo to turn around, then got tired of waiting and sneaked to the side to place the sticky note just to the right of him.
It took some effort. The sticky notes were three-quarters of his height, and they kept sticking to his hands.
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- Part 1 of mcyt fic my beloved
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09 Sep 2025
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When traveling salesman, and occasional conman, Scar hears about a potentially dangerous creature, he jumps at the opportunity to catch it for his work. However, he quickly learns that it is more than just a monster. His goal is to befriend this mermaid, or die trying!
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01 Sep 2025
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The Hermits were given a task. Each person would start at a different spot on the map, and each person could navigate the terrain or build as they wished. There was only one goal: find the others. The rules were simple. Number 1: the Hermits could not communicate through text or chat of any form, but other use of their communicators was fair game. Number 2: Night could only be skipped if all other players were also in bed, but sleeping for the duration of the long night would also eliminate phantoms. And Number 3: they would start from square one. No tools. No armour. No blocks of any kind. But there was just one more little catch to their scenario. Each person would start in the location that was personally the most inconvenient for them.
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SCATTERED AU??!?
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01 Sep 2025
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“He's good for you,” Ren says suddenly, and Mumbo raises an eyebrow.
“What, Poultry-Man?”
“No,” Ren clarifies, waving one hand as if to dispel the thought. “Grian.”
Mumbo lets out a breath through his nose. The bracelet is doubled over itself, and he rolls it between two fingers. “I thought we had been over this, Ren, we’re not -”
“Not dating, I hear ya,” he finishes, and gives Mumbo a wolfish smile. (It feels a little wane, though maybe that’s his imagination.) “But you could be.”
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01 Sep 2025
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I am weary with contending! by Anonymous
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
28 Jan 2024
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The elf hummed, and Mumbo swore he could see something change in his eyes as he spoke. "Any idea why she's here?"
"Love, I assume."
"But- really, though?" The elf's voice dropped an octave, making his voice sound deeper instead of quieter, "Nobody's here for love, friend."
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Grian and Mumbo are assigned to kill Scar, a rich and powerful figure living in isolation. It’s a lot harder than either of them expected it to be.
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- Part 1 of ari's anon fics <3
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