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Xisuma's new farm by LoveletterLullaby
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Jan 2026
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After a long talk with GenerikB, an old friend of Xisuma's, he takes on the responsibility of a town in a little city called Hermit. Unbeknownst to Xisuma and EX, the live stock on the farm are hybrids that have been left in horrendous conditions. Xisuma has to navigate farm life while getting the hybrids to trust him and to a healthier place.
A monster farmer au inspired by the games Stardew Valley and Cloud Meadow.
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Bdubs has been stewing about the obsessed bit between Etho and Joel and it comes to a peak when Etho critiques the build he's working on.
He yells out words he doesn't truly mean.
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Etho spirals after Bdubs tells him he doesn't want to see him.
Drastic measures are taken in order not to further upset Bdubs.
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Can they come back to together or will they let each other go forever?
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~He can't see the smile I'm faking
And my heart's not breaking
'Cause I'm not feeling anything at all
And you were wild and crazy
Just so frustrating, intoxicating, complicated
Got away by some mistake and now~Series
- Part 60 of Hermitcraft Fanfics
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Too many years ago to count The Star Blotter found his way out of the void, not that anyone particularly noticed. The voidwalkers kept up their worship, and the "stars" just kept shining bright in the sky without interruption. He spent his time running through worlds, alone and unaware there was another option. That is, until he pulls his comm out with too much force and the glitching screen sends him onto Hermitcraft. Now trapped and convinced other players are no different than the mobs he runs until he's caught. Cornered and scared, can Moss learn what it means to be loved? What it means to live here, on earth, instead of floating in the void?
And what of who he was before? Will it even matter come the end?
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So, I tried writing this fic before, and I didn’t like where I went with it. It is now time for round two, and I have a plan of how to make this continue to the present day (as in, Season 11).
After feeling terrible about joining season 7 late, Wels decided to look to his good friend Beef’s totally-safe-duplication-device for some help. As a result, he accidentally creates a vessel for a twisted version of him to come from the corrupted world of Helscraft (Hels for short). Now, our knight had banished his evil clone, but is he truly gone? Or simply waiting for another opportunity to strike?
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The Ovis Eye by hopepetal for Thriplerex
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
05 Jan 2026
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The intermittent flashing of red light and muffled sound of whirring rotor blades is like home to Etho at this point. He probably spends more time going on these missions than sleeping in his own bed, he thinks, as Handler Valther talks to him through the comms.
His AC, LADDERS, has come to life around him. Manning the controls, Etho smiles. This is where he belongs.
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Title Defense by skelew for Thriplerex
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Artimator SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
04 Jan 2026
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The enemy turns around as E4 approaches. The mercenary once known as Slab, or the ghost of her, stares E4 down.
“I’ve identified the target, Slab,” comes a voice over the comms. She uses E4’s callsign, but she isn’t talking to him. “That’s the mercenary who took your name. Let’s see how far he can tread… on borrowed stone.”
Or, E4-148 earns his use of the "Slab" callsign once and for all.
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Read the tags please, also tags are subject to change!
Etho, while wandering to what he thought was the edge of the Hermitcraft world, instead comes across a hill that leads up to an infinitely spanning grassy field where the sun never moves and it's freezing fucking cold. He alerts Xisuma who seals it off and goes to investigate it, but something's calling Etho back to the east and it doesn't go well for anybody involved.
OR: Etho gets tormented by the Watchers because I fookin said so an I have free will
The AU itself is called "There's Something In The Sky", but the shorter version is called Static Skies/Static AU, so both can be used interchangeably
.....Partially beta read is an overstatement. This wasn't betaed at all.
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Their eyes don’t leave
The walls won’t bend
Xelqua’s done fighting
Hermitcraft’s admin wants revenge
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Skizzleman’s Hermitage for Wayward Miners and Crafters by Crawlslikeaworm_onastring
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
02 Jan 2026
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Was it... No, it couldn't be!
Impulse looked back at the strange player, standing right on top of him, still heaving for air. He looked just like he did all those years ago, only time had taken a toll on him. His arms were covered in scars and his face was shrouded in scruffy hair, not quite a full beard.
It must have been- No! It had to be!
He let that name roll off his tongue, one he had been holding back for years.
"Skizz?"
Or, Skizzleman, Impulse's long-lost friend, finds his way onto the prestigious Hermitcraft server. While coming to terms with what made them lose touch all those years ago, Skizz struggles to find his place among the other hermits. However, there's a spark inside of him that the other hermits lack, one that might benefit the server in the long run.
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- Part 8 of The Hermitage Chronicles - Full Series
- Part 1 of The Hermitage Chronicles - Main Story
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Hermitcraft family au/oneshots by Ashes_Embers237, Eddie_Forgetti_Spaghetti
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, life series, Vampires SMP
02 Jan 2026
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The hermits are students at a boarding school for troubled students where they work through there trauma. (this was originally posted on my wattpad account-Ash)
TRIGGER WARNINGS
abuse
mental health issues
bad coping skills
schools
parental issues
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Legally Sun-Tanned by MossyNoiYeat
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
03 Jan 2026
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Etho has recently been forced to change country to go live with his mother and sister after a few issues regarding students from his school.
A tanned boy in his classes won’t stop being loud, and he’s beginning to grow irritated. And how lucky is he to find out that said student is his character’s partner in their drama class.
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- Kudos:
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What Fun is there in a Happy Ending? by Aquinnix
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, New Life SMP, WitchCraft SMP, Empires SMP, Vampires SMP
02 Jan 2026
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This is a collection of all the MCYT drabbles I have written over on Tumblr.
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An SMP can mean many things to a player.
It can mean a good time. A place to retreat when private servers and test worlds just don't live up to expectations. It can mean war, murder, and griefing. It can mean friends, games, and challenges. The list goes on and on.
But one SMP means... a bit more to its residents.
It means family.
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Each Hermits journey to finding Hermitcraft and how they built a family out of a very strange assortment of blocks.
Now featuring plot!
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Etho falls ill while out exploring with Doc and Beef. This wouldn’t be too much of a problem if it weren’t for the fact that they’re out in the middle of the End while searching for End Cities.
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Kinktober 2025 by MarshmellowKitty
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
31 Dec 2025
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Grian going around being a whore with the other Hermits (and a few friends)
Very much in the same vain as my first Kinktober lmao <3 Enjoy!
Round three let's go!!!!
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It's hard to get around when you can't see the ground by SunriseSquirrel
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
30 Dec 2025
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In a world where humans are seen as dangerous and violent creatures, less intelligent than other species, hybrids have taken to hiding their human side, wandering around in their animal form.
The animals from earth are perceived smarter than humans, for their simple nature. Humans tend to destroy everything they come in contact with, after all.
Far from Earth, on a similar planet, an arctic fox finds himself in trouble.
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The hermits get isekai by Mikufarmer
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Metaphor: ReFantazio (Video Game)
29 Dec 2025
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The hermits wake to find themselves in a strange place and most of them now having either animal ears , elf ears , horns or wings?!.
They attempted to learn about this world and how to get back to theirs. Some of them end up catching the interested of people either good or bad.
Can they survive this world.
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Hermits Incorporated by AegroAgro
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
28 Dec 2025
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Hermitcraft superhero au! mainly switches to other characters' perspectives for quick moments throughout chapters and moments while mainly following one per chapter. Story takes place in no season specifically with certain elements and call-backs to different seasons throughout.
Bdubs: vigilante, B00100
Tango: vigilante, Deep Frost
Zedaph: villain, Zedaph
Impulse: villain, impulse
Doc: Hero, DocM77
Ren: Hero, Rendog
Skizz: Hero, Skizzleman
Scar: Hero, HotGuy
Grian: Hero, CuteGuy
more characters show up in the future as I gain the motivation to write them in. -
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A story in snapshots showcasing the developing relationship between the nHo boys.
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Featherfall by Crystal_Opal
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Evolution SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Dec 2025
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Alternate Universe Watcher Fic.
Grian escapes the Watchers and is in hiding until his End magic comes back to haunt him. His friends are in danger because of him, and Grian must face his past, or else everything he loves will be lost... again.
NOT AN RPF, JUST STRUGGLED TO FIND THE RIGHT TAGS TwT.