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"But, it's... it's rape." Hermione sniffed, wiping her hand roughly across her face trying to stem the tears that were falling rapidly. A discarded letter crumpled on the well-worn Weasley dining table. "Rape within a marriage has been a recognised crime in the muggle world since 1991. And it’s still ludicrous that it took so long. This is so... so inhuman."
Mrs. Weasley patted her back soothingly. "Shhh, dear, it's not like that. Once you’re married, it just means when one party wants to- to be intimate," she paused to find the right words, "the other party will too, that's all. The desire is...mirrored in the other person.”
---Or, Hermione is forced into a soul bond marriage, which includes feeling horny whenever your spouse does. And guess who she has been paired with...
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This time it was Draco's cheeks that flushed, but he held her gaze. "In bed - I like a woman to be extremely… wet. The wetter the better. Dripping, literally, would be my ideal. I find the idea of it incredibly sexy. Plus, it would help with...."
Hermione looked quizzically at him.
"Not to sound egotistical. But I'm not small."
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Hermione Granger has a problem. An embarrassing problem, when it comes to having sex. Let’s just say that Cardi B song is not about her. What’s wrong with her? Can she be fixed?
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Where The Duck Is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
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Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.
Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.
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- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.
- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.
- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.
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13 Apr 2026
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Sick of hearing Hermione’s pining without doing anything about it, Ginny charms a bit of mistletoe to freeze Hermione until she kisses the longtime object of her affections—only the spell goes a little wonky.
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22 Dec 2025
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Vexed and Annoyed by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, karma_cookie, Zeebee3
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
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His hair flashes from orange to a pale lilac before settling into neon lime.
She gasps. “Oh. It changes?”
At his grim expression—and subsequent shift into mustardy yellow—it all comes crashing into place. Somehow, his hair is transmitting his emotion visually; chromatically.
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Or, Hermione responds to a Christmastime creature-related incident.
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22 Dec 2025
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FAFIL (Fucked Around and Fell In Love) by Dizzle00, LucyHyde, omniluci_estumbra
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Sep 2025
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It appeared Malfoy had given her a memory of his bedroom.
Her eyes widened as her gaze locked in on the bed. But it wasn’t the size of it that had her gasping.
No.
It was the sight of herself, on his bed.
She and Malfoy to be precise.
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04 Oct 2025
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Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are cursed. Probably. Maybe.
All Hermione knows for certain is that he keeps sticking his pointy nose and other body parts where they aren't welcome: like into her dating life, and under her skin, literally.
Meanwhile, all Draco knows for certain is that in all his fantasies of getting into her knickers, he never imagined it happening like that.
A twist of fate, a statistical anomaly, or a sex curse: whatever the cause, there's (probably) just one solution.
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(In which Hermione and Draco Apparate into one another, repeatedly.)
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18 Aug 2025