TwoEvilCarrots
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you’re dying of thirst (so hop in that water and pray that it works) by spacelattae
Fandoms: Transformers One (2024), Transformers - All Media Types
06 Nov 2025
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SYSTEM QUERY: can you [optimus prime] change the ending?
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SYSTEM QUERY: can you [orion pax] change the ending?
—# In which the world is ending, and Optimus Prime has one chance to fix it all… by going back to where it started, a millennia ago. To the mech he once called friend (but that word never did justice to how when they looked at each other, words would die on their lips and beg to be licked off)
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14 May 2025
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Leap of Faith by alighterwood, DandelionPrince, ErinWantsToWrite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
13 Feb 2025
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He clicks on Gotham Wikipedia with bated breath. And it doesn’t take long for Peter to figure out just how bad the situation is. Gotham isn’t just a city, it’s apparently a hellhole. What kind of villain playground is this world running? How could anyone let it get this bad? Where is the government? Where are the heroes?
Peter’s heart swells at the thought. He needs heroes! They’ll be able to help him! The first thing that pops up is a website- JusticeLeague.Org.
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Peter, like any 14 year old superhero, really wants to catch a break. He's just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, nothing special. Well, only if you don't look at his biology ever since the radioactive spider bite. And his extensive track record of running away and deaths in his life. And that his foster-dad is Tony Stark. And that his mentors are the Avengers. And the fact that he was randomly kidnapped one morning on his way to school and now he's in an alternate universe with a bunch of different superheroes that keep stalking him.He thinks they mean well, but they're really weird. Besides that Red Hood guy. He's pretty cool.
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- Part 2 of Catch Me, if You Can
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19 Nov 2024
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The Long Road Begins at Home by owlet
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Nov 2017
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Oh sure, reunion results in happiness, kittens, and rainbows, because that's definitely how life goes when you've just spent 70 years as a tool of villainy. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 3 of Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail
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31 Aug 2016
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The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect
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- Part 1 of Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail
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30 Aug 2016
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Assets Out of Containment by follow_the_sun
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Jurassic Park (Movies), Jurassic World (2015), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
15 Oct 2015
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After CA:TWS, Bucky Barnes suspects HYDRA is running a project in a little place called Jurassic World, and decides to go poke it with a stick.
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- Part 2 of Team Stegosaurus vs. the Universe
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30 Aug 2016