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missed opportunities by extra7oOo
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Dec 2025
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I was thinking, every time Tony finds Peter in all the stories Peter goes with him in some way or another, I have another idea about that
Welcome to my own version of Kidnapped Peter!!
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Severus Snape wants to get rid of Hermione Granger — with ten nasty acts of sabotage in ten days. Yet she plays along, counters him with irresistible charm, and throws him completely off balance. A deliciously sarcastic game full of temptation, resistance, and crackling tension.
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Kamen Rider Dekiru 👊 by Hytellex23
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Kamen Rider - All Media Types
16 Dec 2025
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Izuku has always dreamt of being a hero alongside his sister. It's a shame that he never got the opportunity to know what kind of power he might have received from his parents,along with....what type of hero he could have become and more, that's because he gets kidnapped by All for One's hired goons for some nefarious purposes.
After the legend of one of Japan's greatest heroes,the Kamen Riders has faded and lost to the sands of time,the experiments of one Evil Scientist and said experimented young man's tenacity and strength,will help to change the future of this word for the better....
Or perhaps for the worst.
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If he could kill her, he would. Well, of course he could, but he wanted to stay alive, and she was good at that.
Or, Astarion falls in love with a cleric he despises, unexpectedly.
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Devlin Potter: Riddle and Rescue (1) by DeskBunny, ShatterglassGreen (DeskBunny)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Dec 2025
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There was so much want inside of Devlin Potter — stacked up, and shoved into crevices, and buried under layers of other things to keep it hidden. Every moment of the day he could smell it in his blood, taste it in his saliva, and feel it in his pulse. If he took it all down, if he took it all out, if he unburied it all — it would be enough for an avalanche. So he stepped away from it within himself, as he always did.
Nearly three years after Voldemort kidnapped Harry's son and sent his body back, Harry discovers he has actually been alive the entire time. Together with a werewolf Death Eater, they devise a plan to rescue the boy, but getting him back is only the beginning.
A tense story about loss and return, intermingled with the complexity of blood, love, and choice.
If you enjoy stories that look at alternative paths for young Tom Riddle, you may enjoy this. There is nothing overtly graphic, but I don't shy away from the realities of war and trauma.
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- Part 1 of Devlin Potter
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aditi rao does not want anything to do with hawkins. she hates it. she hates the small-mindedness, the ridiculous town dynamics, the uniformity, everything. and she especially hates hawkins high and it's so-called king, steve harrington.
she misses her parents, but they're gone. her old friends left her long before she buried her past so it's not like she can call or write to anyone. her chance at starting over ruined, she sets her sights on getting out after high school. Good grades, good scholarship, and then she's never going to see any of these people again.
but hawkins is on the verge of something big. something that might just convince aditi to stick around a little bit longer.
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Niki has had a lot to deal with since that night....
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A Marvelous Gamer by cursedgamer1
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Grand Theft Auto IV, Avengers (Comics), Marvel 616
15 Dec 2025
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Congratulations! You’ve been thrown into Marvel.
No superpowers. No genius intellect. Just a normal guy trying not to get erased by some random cosmic entity. But if survival is a game, then he will play to win by any means necessary.
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À Contre-Cœur by meisjerauw
Fandoms: Joost Klein (Musician), Eurovision Song Contest RPF
15 Dec 2025
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À Contre-Cœur - a feeling that arrives uninvited, settling in the spaces you swore were closed.
It begins with tension, with glances that linger a second too long, with words that cut just as often as they hide something softer.
Two lives moving in opposite directions, colliding in ways neither expected, pulled into a slow dance of resistance and surrender.It's the story of what happens when the heart moves first, when pride tries to keep pace and fails, when something fragile grows where only friction lived before.
Not chosen. Not planned. Just inevitable - à contre-cœur.
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"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
Antoine de Saint‑ExupéryI've always thought my power was more of a curse. A joke of fate, really.
Ironic, isn't it? A girl abandoned at birth, neglected by the American foster system, fundamentally a nobody, has the power of invisibility. And yet, to feel invisible to others, most of the time I don't even have to hold my breath.----------
Invisigal x Robert fanfic
This is a work of fanfiction. All characters, settings, and intellectual property belong to the creators of Dispatch. I do not own the Dispatch game or any of its characters. This story is made purely for entertainment and creative purposes, with no intention of infringing on the rights of the original owners.
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death anniversary to the conscious of a mortal and immortal
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The Neurology of Falling Apart by MrNickLower
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
15 Dec 2025
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The man is Tony Stark. The boy is Peter Stark. The diagnosis is juvenile myoclonic epilepsy, refractory to first-line treatments.
Stephen's fingers gripped the folder. The paper crumpled. He didn't notice. "You brought me a Stark."
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- Part 47 of AUs Marvel
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"You know, maybe we should write a movie script. Just imagine the tagline: 'How I Met Your Mother: Zombie Apocalypse Edition.' Sounds way better than 'How I Tried to Arrest Your Mother But Then the Apocalypse Started.'"
On his way to Raccoon City, rookie officer Leon S. Kennedy arrests a con artist, inadvertently turning his survival horror nightmare into an explosive cocktail of action and romantic comedy.
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- Part 2 of Azalea
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The Brooding Bat of her Dreams. by ASlytherinBadger
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Dec 2025
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Hermione Granger thought being the Hogwarts’ Matron would make her life quieter, until Severus Snape stormed back into it like a gothic fever dream with cheekbones sharp enough to file paperwork on.
Enter Draco Malfoy: agent of chaos, self-appointed matchmaker, and menace to the entire staff table. With a talent for melodrama and his disastrously timed pelvic thrusts, he is determined to shove Hermione and Severus together whether they like it or not. (They don’t.... They definitely do. They’re both in denial.)
With Hogwarts whispering, Harry approving, and Ron distracted by impending fatherhood, Hermione finds herself caught between attraction, irritation, and the unsettling suspicion that she might actually care about Snape.
And as she becomes even more entangled in his life, one thing becomes obvious:
They’re either going to kiss, kill each other, or collapse passionately into a bed, and nobody can decide which outcome is more likely.Draco, armed with his popcorn, is ready for it all.
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What's cookin' good lookin'? - Bread sticks, Despair, Orange Joe and other shenanigans. by tiratiramisuu69
Fandoms: OMORI (Video Game), Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Dangan Ronpa Series
15 Dec 2025
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"What's this? Where am I?"
Mari woke up in an unfamiliar and strange building. She saw a sign that read "Hopes Peak Academy" Hopes Peak? Hmm..Suddenly, a strange yet alluring bear walked in...
"Welcome to Hopes Peak... Ultimate Hottie"
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You were warned to stay away from him.
They said you would never survive him.So why does the feeling of being at risk with him feel like comfort?
And why does he look at you like you’re his next big gamble? -
Why Would I Let You Go? by Tony_Perrys_Scalp
Fandoms: Pierce The Veil (Band), Collide with the Sky - Pierce the Veil (Album)
15 Dec 2025
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For starters, this is my first fanfiction that probably isn’t totally shit..and I’ve never even posted on ao3..and I'm scared this won’t be good enough for you gooning freaks but whatever. I’m writing this at 1:29 am on a school night so it’s appreciated if you just have a good time reading. I’ll try to update often but…please do not hold me to it..I'm a senior in highschool..okay onto the story. (Big warning, shitty grammar and punctuation. Grammar police I’m sorry, but I like to be handcuffed so do your fucking worst. :3)
Kitriana Loveless, a stripper. A stripper who is struggling to get by with her one dog Lilac and living in the slums of New York, the Bronx. At 12 she was abandoned and put into a foster home, got released at 18 to be on her own. But, strip clubs needed young girls, and Kitriana needed money. The job is going..somewhat well until she's 22 and runs into her first big problem. Stalker.
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Elliot Marsh was an archivist. Now he’s unemployed, living with his parents, and making rent by taking his clothes off online. When a subscriber asks for a “meet-up,” Elliot expects a hookup—not to wake up trapped in a VR Western RPG designed by a madman.
Armed with only his history degree, his libido, and the world’s worst luck, Elliot must fight or fuck his way through the game if he ever wants to get back to the quiet, boring life he thought he hated.
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Hawkeye's Apartment (Wait. Which One?) by This_Is_My_Writing_Time
Fandoms: Hawkeye (Marvel Comics), Young Avengers (Comics), Avengers (Comics), Marvel, Marvel (Comics)
15 Dec 2025
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Kate scowled, motioning towards her face.
"Robots. Third Street. Distractions. Long story."
Clint nodded as if that made perfect sense, "You win?"
Kate scoffed, "Obviously."
Clint smiled tiredly, "That's my Katie."
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Or Kate crashes at Clint's apartment randomly and just a morning at his apartment when she is over.
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A Wolf's Loyalty by bufiogarugi, SweetSereneShadows
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
15 Dec 2025
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Twilight Princess told through Link's perspective as he slowly falls in love with the imp calling herself his master.
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- Part 1 of Sonata of Twilight