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Summoner's Folly by merakili
Fandoms: A Date With Markiplier (Web Series), Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series), A Heist With Markiplier (Web Series)
25 Apr 2024
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An affluent wedding with no partner to attend it with. You roll the dice on the chance that perhaps bringing forth a forgotten god to the mortal world after centuries of not being called upon would not be that bad, especially if he's a handsome one, that is. But as soon as you see him menacingly looking down at you, you realize that maybe asking Dark for a date was a bad idea.
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13 Feb 2026
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nourish by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
13 Feb 2022
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“Here,” Jaskier says, holding out half of a sweet bun.
Geralt just stares.
“You bought that,” he says, as if the bard has somehow forgotten. Jaskier had waxed poetic for hours on their way to this town about his craving for a sweet bun.
“Yeah?” Jaskier says, a bemused smile on his face. “Are you worried about eating stolen goods?”
No, that isn’t what Geralt’s worried about.
(Jaskier has a habit of sharing his food) (This stresses Geralt out more than it should).
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03 Feb 2026
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Geralt is not forgetful.
He isn’t.
He’s just… busy.
He’s got a million and one different things to do at any given time, so he’s bound to forget something.
Between work, his family, his daughter, his daughter’s school, his ex - he’s got a lot to remember. It’s not his fault if he forgets things sometimes. Just this once.
(Geralt forgets Ciri has a bake sale at school, and does his best to course correct. There is nothing on course about the owner of Buttercup Bakery.)
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31 Jan 2026
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Jaskier The Bard's Foolproof Guide To Seducing Your Witcher by LadySesame
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Nov 2021
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It is no secret to the men and women of the continent that Geralt of Rivia is one fine piece of ass.
Most days Jaskier has to fight to keep from swooning at the very sight of his friend-- and he’s not alone in this predicament. He catches men and women in every town that they come across ogling Geralt in one way or another. Yes, Geralt’s attractiveness is blatantly, painfully, beautifully obvious to everyone with eyes.
Everyone that is, but Geralt himself.
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25 Jan 2026
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“Congratulations, Alexander,” he said one evening, laughing as he poured wine. “By stripping you of your runes, the Clave has created its worst nightmare: a brilliant, well-informed, free Lightwood with nothing to lose and a very sharp tongue.” Magnus shook his head and laughed again, “The law is the law! Oh how I love the fact that you are hoisting the Clave by their own petard!”
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10 Jan 2026