Grumpy_hobbit (UncaffeinatedFag)
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Sage advice is seldom sweet by Grumpy_hobbit (UncaffeinatedFag)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
10 Nov 2025
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A biologist is teleported to middle earth and a meddling Grey wizard gets his way.
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Another girl is accounted to save the Durins. -
In The Name Of The Father by Grumpy_hobbit (UncaffeinatedFag)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Aug 2025
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Bilbo Baggins, son of the late preacher Bungo, has inherited the pulpit of his small Shire parish, and though often compared unfavorably to his father, he had grown into his own as a priest—gentle, progressive, and quietly stubborn in his convictions.
What begins as a priest’s duty to extend kindness, becomes something more complicated when strangers arrive—broad-shouldered, bearded, and carrying the weight of the world. Thorin’s piercing gaze lingers too long, and Bilbo isn’t sure if it’s judgment… or something else entirely.
There’s faith, and then there’s temptation. And sometimes even a priest can’t tell the difference. -
Pulmonália by Grumpy_hobbit (UncaffeinatedFag) for brutacrispina
Fandoms: Original Work, Fundamentos da Imunologia Roitt
02 Aug 2025
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Um jovem princípe tem seu reino atacado pela perigosa asma autoimune. Este foi um trabalho de faculdade para a matéria de imunobiologia, não, eu não uso drogas.
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Oh, to love and be loved in return. by Grumpy_hobbit (UncaffeinatedFag)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
27 Apr 2025
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"How i wish to be loved by the hands of someone soft, caring and sweet. To have comfort seep its way into my mind and unfold taking up the space of all the bad things that have ever happened to me. "
This is pure self indulgency, another oc with Lindir of the House of Elrond. -
The pen is mightier than the rock by Grumpy_hobbit (UncaffeinatedFag)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
09 Mar 2025
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Bilbo is a doctor in philology and has been recently hired by the National museum of London, on the library session. He soon finds out which coworkers are friendly and others who make him want to eat rocks.