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A place of rest | a cafe, a vacation house, a tomb
His life is a comedy of errors. The people he loves seem determined to outdo each other in how badly they traumatized him. The grand winner?— Congratulations, Nohara Rin!
“Promise me that even if I die, you still have to find a way to be happy, okay?”Rin made him promise months before she ironically dies.
So years later, Hatake Kakashi fakes his death, and Sukea opens a dog cafe “Haven and Hounds” in a snowy, forgotten corner of Kaminari no Kuni.
The shinobi world can burn. He’ll be watching the sunset, hot chocolate in hand.
But hey, isn’t that customer with the orange mask cute? (Everyone disagrees)
(The dog cafe owner Sukea x ‘definitely not a terrorist’ Tobi fic nobody asked for)
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25 May 2026
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Harry Potter has never been normal. Even before he was born, he was a child of prophecy. So no part of his life could be called normal in the slightest. When given the chance to have a 'normal' life, does he even know what that means? No, he's gone through too much to even try, and he's too tired to care. It's too bad everyone expects him to be the upstanding son and heir of the Potter family when he's never had family before in his life though.
Also, the baby is a little difficult to explain. The baby who may eventually turn into Lord Voldemort...no, nature vs. nurture and all, and Harry plans to nurture the hell out of this kid.
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22 May 2026
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Kakashi jumped to his feet with a snarl. He did not know of a genjutsu that could fool the sharingan—would not have believed it to be possible. But here, in this illusion that was so elaborately built and powerfully enacted, not only did his borrowed sharingan fail to dispel the illusion but it made him believe that he was still five, that his father just died, that Kakashi did not possess the sharingan at all.
This was not his nightmare, the copy-nin realized with growing horror. This was every shinobi's nightmare.
Kakashi was compromised.
Time-travel AU
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18 May 2026
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18 May 2026
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No one can avoid internal affairs. Not even ANBU.
Still masked, Kakashi walked up to his desk and slammed down an S-rank mission scroll.
"Surely there are faster ways to kill me, sensei."
"I'm insulted," Minato raised an eyebrow. "That you assume I want it to be quick."An AU in which Minato brings down the full force of internal affairs onto ANBU, just so Kakashi can have some regular, non-murderous, social interaction.
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- Part 1 of monsters beneath
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18 May 2026