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  1. Public Bookmark 19

    Lost in the Supermarket by

    Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF  

    18 Dec 2025

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    “It’s retail, mate. I’m not expecting perfection from some twenty-something dairy stocker. I know it’s not your passion—hell, it’s not mine either. It’s nobody’s, really, is it? You’d have to be properly mad, maybe even a bit masochistic, to actually enjoy it.”

    Alex swallows, because he sometimes worries that he could very well be both of those things.

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    30 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 5

    The Love Between Your Hips by

    Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF  

    18 Oct 2025

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    What happens in the dressing room after Greg sees Alex in THAT dress?

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    22 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 4

    One Look At You And I Can't Disguise... by

    Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF  

    17 Aug 2025

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    Alex gets back from his holidays with a tan and drives Greg crazy.

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    28 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 20

    are you thinking of me (when you're with somebody else) by

    Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF  

    05 Jul 2025

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    If it proves so, then loving goes by haps;
    Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.

    (If one of your friends pocket dials you, moaning your name, what do you do? Go slowly insane? Greg is unwittingly conducting field research.)

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    06 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 5

    Soft Lips Are Open, Don't Make A Sound by

    Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF  

    28 May 2025

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    Greg surprises Alex with an unexpected semi-public sexual encounter...

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    30 May 2025