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    Steve Rogers is attempting to suss out the history of their 'copter pilot.

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    “One of you sleemos,” General Skywalker said slowly, wild eyes gleaming as he drew his lightsaber hilt from his waist, "Got my master pregnant. The mere thought of anyone of you touching my master—my lovely, compassionate, and chaste master—" Rex blinked at that because chaste was… debatable to anyone who had known General Kenobi longer than a nanosecond. “—makes me sick to my kriffing stomach! But this—this is beyond all reason!"

    Rex leaned toward Cody, swallowing hard. “…I’m starting to think this isn’t a sanctioned mission, certainly not by General Kenobi."

    Cody appeared pale now, his gold-flecked brown eyes wide and his gloved hands clenched tightly at his sides, as if bracing for a blow. “You don’t say.”

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    Or Obi-Wan Kenobi is pregnant, and the notoriously overprotective Anakin Skywalker goes on the hunt for the other parent, accidentally saving the galaxy in the process.

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    A perfectly nice radio astronomer and his adorable cat are minding their own business when they get abducted by a pyromaniac mathematician and a USAF colonel with questionable loyalties. A nightmarish, quixotic adventure draws them ever closer to cracking the enigmatic nine-chevron address.

    Hostile information landscapes and the threat of mind control make it hard to know anything for sure. One thing is certain though: no one smokes in space.

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    “Please tell me,” Volker whispered, “that you didn’t stab an undercover USAF colonel to deliver the message: we need cat food.”

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    Ad Noctum by cleanwhiteroom

    No one smokes in space.

    The third of The Multiverse Triptych - each individual story can technically stand on its own merit - but they do benefit from knowledge of each other. Wonderful author is wonderful.

    Brilliant improbable buddy-cop type science gang space pirates, Lucian Alliance being a genuine threat, and ascension fuckery oh my!