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Shane reached out without thinking, his fingers brushing against the rough fabric of Ilya’s jacket sleeve.
Ilya flinched away. “Dun’ touch me!”
Shane blinked, thrown. “What the - ”
“I already have boyfriend!” Ilya declared, pulling his jacket around himself like a shield. “Are practically engaged!”
Shane just stared. “Ilya. It’s me.”
“Only my boyfriend may unwrap me.” Ilya announced. “Is respect.”
Ilya gets drunk and refuses to be touched by anyone except his boyfriend. Unfortunately for Shane, Ilya does not realize his boyfriend is the one taking him home.
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24 Feb 2026
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"You've got a hickey on the back of your neck!" A Neckz 'n Throats story.
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06 Feb 2026
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Blacklisted from the Underworld by capitanareferencias
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
28 Jan 2026
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The River Styx is flowing backward. The ceiling is leaking the Atlantic Ocean. Thanatos is hyperventilating.
Why? Because Annabeth Chase died, and Percy Jackson decided to make that everyone's problem.
Hades realizes he has two choices: Drown in salt water, or break the Ancient Laws and kick her soul back to the surface.
Or: The one where Hades becomes the biggest Percabeth shipper in existence, purely out of fear for his own safety.
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23 Jan 2026
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If the Shoe Fits by ArtyStaciNadi (StaciNadia), PalenDrome (nerdherderette)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
11 Dec 2024
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The one where a chance encounter with the Hale Pack prince and a case of mistaken identity leads to Stiles' very own Cinderella story.
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"I'm okay," Stiles begins, but then he gets his first look at the person who nearly ruined his morning and sucks in his breath.
The guy is literally the hottest person he's ever seen. Like, ever. He has a full head of black hair that Stiles is itching to run his hands through, a jaw that could cut glass, and the most incredible pale-green, gold-blue eyes, if there's even such a thing. He's staring at Stiles intensely, and then his nostrils flare delicately as he leans forward and sniffs.
It's not the weirdest—nor the rudest—thing that's happened to Stiles today, but still.
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11 Jan 2026
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“What if I spank you?” Ilya suggested, entirely serious and far too nonchalant Shane nearly stopped breathing.
“What?”
“I spank you, get rid of guilt.”
Or, Shane still feels guilty for lying to his parents about everything despite their talk going well. Ilya helps him through it by proposing an unexpected solution.
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05 Jan 2026