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    “Was that your plan then?” James says, tone weirdly strangled as he looks at Regulus. “Kill the Dark Lord and then yourself?”

    Regulus wraps the towel around his shoulders tighter. “Yes.”

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    or, Regulus, ready for death, shows up to the Grimmauld Place after destroying the final Horcrux and meets James, his very, very angry ex boyfriend.

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    16 Oct 2025

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    Regulus is a demisexual romance author who has one big hangup: Smut. After a mountain of bad reviews on his latest novel, an awkward meeting with his publisher, and a conversation with Remus, he decides to take the leap. Unfortunately the only person he really wants to sleep with is James Potter.

    Alternative title: "The art of fucking your brother's best friend six ways from Sunday without falling in love in the process."

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    22 Sep 2025

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    Regulus hated his job. Ok, that wasn't entirely the truth. What he hated was the bar. It was full of college students, middle-aged men with no family and then there were the men around Regulus’ age who hit on everything that moved. Regulus didn’t like anyone who came into the bar. They were too loud, trying too hard to have a good time.

    But the worst person he had to deal with that he simply wasn’t able to get rid of was James Potter.

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    Regulus is uptight and runs a bar and James attempts to loosen him up by fucking him over the bar counter.

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    18 Sep 2025

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    James Potter was pretty sure he had it all figured out. His face was on billboards, shampoo and razor ads, and life was basically golden. Romance? Well, that part was a little slower, at least until a random text from an unknown number landed in his inbox. Regulus, definitely hadn’t meant to text him, he wasn’t exactly looking for anything except his class assigned work partner...
    But one message turned into two, then ten, then late-night conversations and inside jokes. James wasn’t planning to fall for a stranger behind a screen... but then again, nothing about Regulus felt like a mistake.

    or,

    [9:11 pm] Regulus
    everyone smells like beer
    and they were obsessed with this one Potter guy

    [9:12 pm] Jay
    he's the star of the team, makes sense lol

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    26 Aug 2025

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    Remus is a PhD student and hobbyist baker who finds himself adrift following his father’s death. On a whim, he enters the Great British Bake Off and is swept up in a flurry of curdled custard, shrunken souffle, and under-proved dough. Remus expects to be challenged and to embarrass himself on public television. What he doesn’t account for are the friendships he develops with the other contestants and the deep connection he forms with his teenage crush, Sirius Black: charming ex-boy band member and Bake Off presenter.

    or,

    Sirius groans, dropping his head back into his hands. “It’s the dough,” he mumbles into the skin of his palms. “It’s the kneading. It’s his hands. They’re obscene.”

    Lily laughs. “They are a bit, aren’t they?”

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    23 Aug 2025