WhyHasMySanityLeftMe



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    When the door opens again, three more people spill into the room. For her benefit, James identifies them as Moneypenny, Tanner and Q. Her attention is arrested by him, this quartermaster, this boy. She watches the way Q watches James and, for the first time, actually goes past understanding and gets it.

    Then Bond laughs at something M says and cockily adds, "He can do it. Our Q has a lot of talent." And his eyes kind of get a little more of that sparkle, and it takes everything she has not to start crying on the spot. Every fragmented thought of what life might have been like from now on goes up in smoke.

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    The office was filled with the sounds of fingers snapping as Q rhythmically brought fire to life in his hand. The bright flashes of heat ignited as he clicked his fingers together only to be extinguished when he squeezed his fist closed. Wisps of smoke curled away, floating lazily to the ceiling. He picked up the phone.

    “What?” M snapped, distracted and impatient.

    Onscreen, Bond walked away from the test, shoulders taut with pain and willfulness.

    Q smirked. “Give me Bond.”

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    Q turns to Eve, his eyes alight with indignation. “This was your idea, Miss Moneypenny. What gave you the impression I might be a believable model?”

    “You certainly have the arrogance for it.”

    “I was not asking for your input, agent Bond.”

    “Apologies,” James sneers. “I must have interpreted the signals wrong.”

    “Please note my utter lack of surprise,” Q shoots back smoothly before fixing his gaze on Eve again who is currently adding this exchange to her list of Strange Things Q And James Do To Be Analysed Later.

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    In order to stop a fashion label’s alleged drug and gun running operations, Bill Tanner and Eve decide to send both Bond and Q undercover as male models.

     

    [due to real-life circumstances, most of my fanfics are officially on hiatus]

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    Technically Q's name and personal details are classified and beyond the purview of field agents, but he's worked for Q branch for ten years and had gone by his actual name for eight of them. His identity is as much of a "secret" as his ineptitude at filing financial reports.

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    James discovers while he's bringing his kit back to Q that Q has diabetes. If his blood sugar drops too low he has seizures. James sets out to fix the Q not eating issues. Alec comes back home and helps. Both men develop feelings for Q during the process.

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