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    All of the data taken into account painted a horrible, impossible picture. They weren’t having fun. All of this work, all of his time and energy, wasted.

    They didn’t like the adventure.

    "Nobody likes your stupid adventures."

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    Caine leaves his latest adventure in a panic, struggling to understand what went wrong.

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    17 May 2026

  2. Rec 17

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    An ablation study aims to determine the contribution of a component to an AI system by removing the component, and then analyzing the resultant performance of the system.

    Deleting Caine was not the plan. And his absence led to a whole set of new problems, ranging from the destabilization of the Amazing Digital Circus to a more murderous AI trying to take control of the mainframe. Retrieving him was a matter of practicality. They might not trust him and were definitely wary of him, but his presence was their only way to survive.

    Knowing that the humans that you love and desperately want to make happy instead fear and hate you (for admittedly good reasons) and only brought you back because they have no choice was not the best feeling for an AI never designed to handle emotions in the first place. It would be much better to only keep the parts that they need and discard the rest.

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    08 May 2026

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    After the disaster that was the "Escape the Circus" adventure, Caine decides to try something new. AU.

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    11 Apr 2026

  4. Rec 22

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    A flittering thought perks him back up, though, and he grabs onto it tightly with both hands and a grin. "Oh, unless!!! Unless… you wanna try again? Are you giving me another chance…!?" Cupping his cheeks, he doesn't notice Kris' blanket-lumpy form shifting around oddly at first. "Awww, you STAR~🌟!!! Well don't get too comfy yet, 'cause I'll be there!!!! And as SOON as I get ready, we're gonna have one HECK of a—"

    Abruptly, Kris pitches forward into a pillow hugged to their chest, muffling a long fit of rough, raspy coughs into it.

    Oh.

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    tenna's having a bit of a rough morning. unfortunately, over in the light world, so is kris—and the tv can't exactly skip out on the all-day sick-day tv marathon, now, can it?

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    06 Apr 2026

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    "That hurt. Like really hurt." Chai was looking down at his leg in disbelief.

    "Are you okay?" Peppermint asked again, now seriously worried once more.

    “Ow, ow… It’s fine, I’ll just walk it off,” Chai managed to say, voice strained with pain. A moment later, there was another crash as Chai fell right back into the pile of debris. “Okay, you know what, nevermind… I think I’m just gonna… lie down.”

    Peppermint narrowed her eyes, sending off a command to 808 to give her a reading on Chai’s vitals and see what’s wrong. His heart seemed fine, though his stress levels seemed quite high. It wasn’t until Peppermint saw the scans for his leg did she finally understand what was wrong.

    “Your leg’s… broken, Chai,” she said, unable to believe what she was saying.

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    31 Mar 2026