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    It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.

    This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.

    When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.

    How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?

    Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!

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    14 Jul 2025

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    It’s been almost five years since Ron’s death, and Hermione still wakes up feeling like she can’t breathe. Calming draughts help, but they don’t make her forget. Draco Malfoy turns out to be far more effective. He doesn’t ask. He takes. He has a wife, a potion empire, a fortune, and demons of his own. Their encounters are neither tender nor healthy — but they bring her something she hasn’t felt in years: silence in her head.

    Their brutal relationship becomes her new sedative — until the first victim of a magical coma is brought into St. Mungo’s, and Hermione has no choice but to wake up.

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    “In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.

    When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.

    Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.

    (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)

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    “So what, you and Malfoy are friends now?” Ron suddenly demanded, breaking the awkward quiet.

    Hermione felt her cheeks heat as Draco tensed beside her. Her hand found his under the table and she squeezed it reassuringly, feeling his eyes on the side of her head. She raised her chin defiantly at her friend.

    “Yes Ronald, Draco and I are friends.”

    Ron’s mouth dropped open at her use of his first name and Harry busied himself with his drink.

    "Friends don’t know the way you taste, love,” Draco said quietly before raising his glass of firewhiskey to his mouth, a smirk on his lips.

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    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    14 Apr 2025