13 Works by WritingBlockMyHated

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    There’s something wrong about Philza Craft.

    He’s Tommy’s homeroom teacher, has been for over three months now, and Tommy can not for the life of him shake off the terrible feeling of wrongness when he sees him.

    He’s a good guy, great guy even. He’s strong and smart and kind and actually helps when someone asks him to, but there’s also something horribly off about him. Tommy sees it in the way his teeth look slightly too sharp sometimes, or how his eyes seem to glow a bit too bright, the pupil distorting to an inhuman shape. Tommy can even swear he’s found feathers way too large for a regular bird around the areas the man has been.

    No one else seems to notice, though. So Tommy doesn’t say anything. He’s very skilled at minding his own business now, he’s learned to.

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    Or: Tommy discovers a few cryptids, this may be an issue

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    24,580
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    345
    Kudos:
    1,516
    Bookmarks:
    228
    Hits:
    28,378
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    The bakery door opens with the sound of the bell suspended above it, the melodic jingle warning employees of a new customer. It’s a slow morning, both in and out of the small business, so any paying visitor is a good sign at the moment.

    Said customer walks up happily, practically humming a tune under his breath, a bright smile on his face.

    “Hey Wil!” The blonde teen calls out, far too loud for such a quiet morning. His smile widens when he sees the brunette behind the counter sigh in exasperation. Tommy knows how much Wilbur hates being on register duty, he’d much rather be working in the kitchen, but Technoblade had priority in choosing tasks in the morning, so when their father is out on an errand, the younger twin has to take over customer service.

    On his end, Tommy enjoys burdening Wilbur with his presence and then taking the free breakfast Phil has made him entitled to.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,457
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    886
    Bookmarks:
    117
    Hits:
    9,658
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    Winters in Logstedshire are surprisingly cold. Certainly not as bad as the tundras, but the ocean chill makes up for the lack of snow. The small kingdom moves sluggishly about their days, working, eating, sleeping. The winter chill has drained much of the land’s energy.
    This doesn’t stop the children from playing in the snow, nor does it end the knights who go out to battle, the farmers who tend to their crops, and the palace from working away tirelessly for the good of their people.

    In the center of this palace, sat behind a gorgeously carved dark oak desk, sits the young king. Forced to take over at a young age due to the passing of the former king, and the disappearance of his own heir. The blonde signs off another trade proposal between his and another land, it will benefit them, and hopefully, help to ward off the storm that is the Antarctic Empire.

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    English
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    2,788
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    637
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    6,713
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    Rain splashed across cobble floors in a repetitive manner. The relaxing splish splash sounds nearly lolling Tommy to sleep. He couldn’t sleep just yet though, despite his small size the walls pressed in of him, and the sharp edges of stone pressed into his sides. This was all he could do to avoid the downpour though, since he wasn’t able to slip into dry spots like this as a human.

    Curly golden fur was dirtied and pressed flat into his sides and he moved about the tight space. He hissed warningly, annoyed as the rain got a bit too close to his front paws. People occasionally walked by with umbrellas, laughing or grumbling as their feet and pants took the brunt of the sky’s assault on the land. Some others sprinted by, hiding beneath coats or all our running for shelter. The rarest would pause upon spotting him, either cooing at him or kicking his way when he hissed at them to fuck off.

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    Or: Cat shifter Tommy meets some similar individuals, for better or worse.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,786
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    1,337
    Bookmarks:
    161
    Hits:
    14,988
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    The wishing well is an old tale that allows people to make wishes in exchange for a little bit of gold. People come and go with their chips and coins and everything in between, asking for riches, land, love, power. They come with elegant clothes and fancy jewelry and they still somehow manage to want for more.

    Tommy doesn’t understand how that’s possible.

    If he had those fancy, soft outfits instead of the itchy, cold, torn rags he has, he would never need more to wear. If he could go home to a family and eat warm food and drink clean water every day he doesn’t think he could ever want for anything else.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    4,679
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    1,100
    Bookmarks:
    122
    Hits:
    9,767
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    Technoblade had been expecting one of several things to happen when he was woken by the sound of shattering glass. He hauled himself out of bed and stayed low as he tried to peek over the stairs to find the potential intruder. Maybe a particularly stupid burglar? Or a bird big and fast enough to shatter glass had slammed into his window. Perhaps even a fallen tree branch would be a viable explanation.

    Nothing could’ve prepared him for a bleeding child stumbling into his living room.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,665
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    447
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    4,371
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    The storm is beating down on the small island. Rain and lightning striking the land harshly and flooding the cobble steps, making the moss growing around it slippery.

    The blond teenager struggles to haul the monster of a man up the wet steps, stumbling and grunting in annoyance as the deadweight man he grips under the arms stays passively unconscious.

    They crash through the threshold of the weak oak wood door together, the younger man falling backward through it and being partially crushed by the older. He slides himself out from under the prone body and gets to his feet, hands on his knees as he pants.

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    Or: Tommy finds a half-dead dude with pink hair on the beach of his private (?) island, what will he do?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,168
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    1,648
    Bookmarks:
    253
    Hits:
    15,546
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    His lungs are on fire. No this is not an exaggeration, Tommy has been straight sprinting for over ten minutes now and he is going to combust from the inside out, he’s sure of it. The world started spinning a little while ago but Dream is waiting for him right now and he can’t afford to be late.

    He can’t afford to be the reason why people die.

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    AKA: The hero flick but it's part of my Dark SBI series and pretty depressing

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,115
    Chapters:
    1/16
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    249
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    3,811
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    To tread the lines between immortality and Godhood is a terrible thing, and yet it is something Tommy knows all too well, as a minor God his powers are limited and rarely worshiped, he exists by the will of stronger entities and doesn’t have the backing of faithful followers.

    By concept, Tommy is an over-glorified immortal.

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    AKA: Tommy is a God who stumbles across something he shouldn't have. It becomes his downfall.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,189
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    1,400
    Bookmarks:
    168
    Hits:
    14,576
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    If he moves his head up a bit he can catch a glance of the survivors. They’re stuck inside, but the door won’t hold for long, it never does. And it would be fantastic if the zombies would just break down the door already and eat them so that Tommy could go on with his day, but he’s never been that lucky.

    And nobody this incompetent has survived so long.

    That’s why Tommy isn’t surprised when they open the door and come out blasting, armed and angry and clinging to life. The zombies never stood a chance, which would look totally cool and action movie-esque if Tommy wasn’t a zombie himself.

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    AKA: Zombie Tommy gets a family, whether he wants to or not.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,483
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    1,607
    Bookmarks:
    224
    Hits:
    14,300
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    A young man followed his mentor through dwindling crowds on a cold autumn morning. The painted bloodshed they’d just left behind was at the forefront of Tommy’s mind throughout the entire walk away from the scene of the crime. Shaky fingers tugged at a poofy red coat in hopes of breaking the light wind, but the cold soaked into his bones anyways. He carefully observed the tiled pavements below his feet as he walked, inspecting every crevice and every short sprout of a plant that was withering away in the cracks. Anything to keep the memory clear from his head.

    AKA: Tommy has been hunting since he was young with Dream as his mentor, but things take a sharp turn when the Blood God makes an appearance in the city which he and the other hunters protect. Especially when so many people he thinks he knows are much more involved than anyone could guess.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,069
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    547
    Bookmarks:
    96
    Hits:
    12,563
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    Tommy was a good pilot, he had to be. He was one of Dream’s best and took immense pride in it. Decimating fleets and helping Dream’s army push further than ever before. He owes the man his life, Dream was his brother, he saved and raised him and Tommy would give him the world. That’s what he had decided.

    Tommy was a fighter. He had been one ever since Dream had taken him in and he would be one until it killed him.

    Being captured by the resistance puts a small setback on his plans, that's all.

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    or: Tommy fights for Dream right until he's captured by the SBI. They help him heal.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,513
    Chapters:
    22/22
    Comments:
    202
    Kudos:
    2,282
    Bookmarks:
    367
    Hits:
    50,408
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    Tommy, third prince of the Antarctic Empire has been living on his own as far as he can remember. Spending his time with his best friend and visits from his family. But on that night it was different.
    Rain never meant anything good, it meant he was stuck inside, meant he couldn’t go out and see Tubbo or stop by the nearby town and pet the cows. And right now rain meant a group of people he didn’t recognize had entered his house and were talking loudly in it.

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    Or: Tommy gets visitors and comes to find that he'd really rather not be alone. So of course he'll make his own family with the people who broke into his house.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,222
    Chapters:
    36/36
    Comments:
    550
    Kudos:
    2,725
    Bookmarks:
    407
    Hits:
    56,256

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