YarpHarp
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AL 288-1 (In Another Life, They Would Have Called You Lucy) by YarpHarp
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
07 Feb 2026
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You find yourself living out a unique sort of nightmare.
There are people and aliens and androids abound, but even worse is the fact they're half familiar and formerly fictional. Nobody understands you when you speak, except when you drag up the harsh vowels of Mando'a from your throat and shape words with your hands. The Jedi keep you well-trapped within their temple walls; your brand of Humanity is so archaic, you suffer the same lack of immunity as your mother's ancestors did when Columbus "discovered" the Americas. They call you things like the lost ancestor and the proto-vergence, they tell you your blood is rich with a destiny that defies everything they know. And there, standing always in the periphery of your vision, is a young man who will one day become Darth Vader. He stares at you like you must somehow possess all the answers he desperately needs.
Too bad you can't just abscond into the unknown reaches of wild space and delight in the hermit lifestyle as a feral little beast. That sort of fun will have to wait until Palpatine is a corpse.
At least your minders are pretty.
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Putting the Dog to Sleep by YarpHarp
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types
01 Jul 2025
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Following a raid on a Russian squib's Cleveland home, Hermione finds herself in possession of a slim red book that is the key to one of the greatest conspiracies in American Muggle Government history. As she moves to expose the truth, a series of events find her fighting for her life against the Winter Soldier. Desperate to survive, she recites a string of Russian words she hopes will stop him. Accidental magic, caused by her unbridled panic, occurs in conjunction with their recitation. The Soldier, much to Hermione's horror, is magically bound to her, trapped in his programming to follow his handler's every order.
A desperate quest to free the man ensues.
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Audaces Fortuna Iuvat by YarpHarp
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)
20 Aug 2019
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In which none of the Avengers really knew there was somebody living on the thirteenth floor of the Tower until Steve found her drinking tea at the dining table in the common room. It also didn't help that she is something of a clairvoyant, who nearly spat said tea all over the floor upon seeing a snatch of Steve's future... Which apparently determined he'd be slow fucking her into oblivion while his best friend made a necklace of hickeys around her throat on a California King at some point.
Tony, as her friend and sorta-boss who knew her since defeating the Mandarin, thinks it's hilarious that her possibly-inevitable future results in such an encounter. Pepper, as her friend and actual boss, offers a few sympathies before asking for her professional opinion on the stock market. And her? She just wants to go back to being generally ignored on the thirteenth floor, where she's not bombarded with visions of peoples' lives or worrying about whether anyone saw the floating kettle pour tea into her monster-sized mug.
[[[ HAITUS ]]]
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- Part 1 of YarpHarp's Marvel Stuff
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Burning Paperwork (And Hoping the Smoke Signals will Send Help) by YarpHarp
Fandoms: Thor - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
04 Jan 2018
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Darcy Lewis is a contradictory force created from cleverness, a lack of hesitation, shitty humor, and a partially problematic love for kitschy crafts. She was somewhat lost on the long road of existence, like any chaotic force scrambling to find an outlet, and tried to pick something for a college major so she could get her life going in some sensible direction. Her mother always did say that plans saved lives, Darcy recalls, as if the forty-five year old housewife was the reincarnation of Captain America and that wholesome, outdated propaganda would somehow persuade her into becoming a functional person.
Of course, even the best laid plans often go awry, and it’s no different for Darcy. Norse gods are real, SHIELD is surprisingly intimidated by her computer skills, cyborgs are extremely depressing creatures, and the path to discovering herself is littered with dangerous obstacles.
(In which sexuality and gender are hard to figure out, real people make a lot of mistakes, and being friends with troubled superheroes isn’t all it’s cracked up to be)
[[[ Abandoned ]]]
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- Part 2 of YarpHarp's Marvel Stuff
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A peculiar ranger captain, commanding a rowdy garrison of Southwestern Ithilien men at the Poros outpost, is reassigned to Osgiliath with his subordinates. Finding himself serving under Faramir and his elder Captain-General brother, the man finds he would rather be reading books and harassing Haradrim at his former post than combating orcs from Mordor with the Steward-sons. But as time passes, the Steward-sons begin to question the captain's personal background and talents. Will they come to learn something from this quirky, book-reading man? Is he a man at all?
In which one very smart young woman changes the tide of the future, Faramir is confused yet starstruck, Boromir is amused, and Denethor wants her hung for numerous counts of treason.
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YarpHarp's Ye Olde Fanfics From Younger Years by YarpHarp
Fandom Captain America - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
01 Jul 2025
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This series is more of a small pile of fanfictions I wrote on Fanfiction.net when I was younger and I reposted here before I ceremonially killed my Fanfiction.net account. I was getting far too much spam and AI bots harassing me, and I felt it was time to close the book on that part of my life. BUT! Here the old fanfics live, for anyone to read and judge my younger self for her writing choices.
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- 44,848
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Modern Folks Keep Ending Up in Arda, Unfortunately by YarpHarp
Fandom The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
01 Sep 2017
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In which various modern people from Earth end up in Middle Earth/Arda and wild shit ensues. This collection is just various stand-alone OC-centric Lord of the Rings fics I'm liable to write (and maybe never finish). We pray I find the energy to finish them one day.... but not this day!
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- 34,240
- Works:
- 1
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- 42
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YarpHarp's Marvel Stuff by YarpHarp
Fandom Captain America - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor - All Media Types
20 Aug 2019
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Here lies my unfinished or abandoned Marvel fics, which I am unsure if I will ever do anything with. But God, I still love Marvel...
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- 21,635
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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(They Were) Made For Us by Echuta (setoboo)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
04 Mar 2023
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The Kaminoan tilts his head with a small smile. As if he’s trying to be indulgent for the Jedi’s sake. “Well yes, you and your fellow Jedi, Master Kenobi. They were made for the Jedi - and since the Jedi serve the Republic. It was implied they would do so too.”
‘They were made for the Jedi.’ Obi-Wan thinks in a daze. Clinging to that one sentence and grappling with all the implications buried within it as the Force around him pulses with tension. ‘For...for us? For me?’
What can that possibly mean?
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Or; the Clones are really, and truly, perfectly made for the Jedi. The real issue is that it seems the Jedi are just as perfectly made for the Clones. This throws a major wrench in the works for the Darkside when the Jedi aren't very willing to let their men die. Not even on the senate's orders.
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- English
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- 34,999
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- 7/?
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- 1,754
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Bookmarked by YarpHarp
15 Feb 2026
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my bones to your skin by notquiteaghost
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
04 Mar 2022
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Cody frowns. "Yeah, but…" He struggles for the right words. "It was Fox. Just before we started commander training."
"Ah," Obi-Wan says. "Significant, then."
It’s not, as far as Cody knows, something most sapients do. Or any other sapients do, maybe. On Kamino, they can’t have jewellery, or ink, or paint. Always felt like the logical endpoint, the scarring. From his brief exposure to the rest of the galaxy, he’s gathered most people see it as extreme – It is extreme. They don’t have any alternatives.
"It’s a promise," Cody says, after a moment. "To carry him with me."
clone troopers have a very specific commitment ritual
Series
- Part 6 of love is like falling
Bookmarked by YarpHarp
14 Feb 2026
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Anakin's going to eat his Padawan's pretty pussy so good.
Bookmarked by YarpHarp
13 Feb 2026
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and when all the flowers are rotten and all the cannons shot by InkblotGods
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
01 Jan 2026
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The truth of the matter burrows deep into Cody’s skin, nestled tightly amongst the other secrets he harbours that are too shameful to ever speak.
He digs his fingers into his temples, breathing in heavy lungfuls of the steam-drenched air as if it might reverse the realisation that now weighs upon his heart like lead.
This is no longer just some passing infatuation.
He’s in love with Obi-Wan Kenobi.
(or: an account of the relationship between one Marshal Commander and his General from in the midst of a war.)
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- English
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- 133,796
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- 17/17
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13 Feb 2026
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Desperate Times by chunni
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
09 Apr 2022
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To protect Luke, Obi-Wan goes into hiding as a woman.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,354
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 80
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- 1,188
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- 239
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Bookmarked by YarpHarp
10 Feb 2026