Yogurt_Chan
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What an adventure by Yogurt_Chan
Fandoms: Adventure Time (Cartoon 2010), Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
02 Oct 2023
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The worlds a tough place, nothing a little adventure and simping can't fix.
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HEADLOCK by wtfmjay
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
02 Feb 2026
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You had spark. A fire, roaring and crackling and untameable. Passion. A love for all things scientific and nerdy, freakishly good at coding and technology from even a young age. You chased dreams of innovating modern security and determined to help those in need. Change the world. Leave your mark, a good one. Something to be proud of.
Oh, how sweet and naïve you were.
That spark was crushed and stomped into a capitalist-shaped curb until what was left was a perfect little cog to fit into a machine. You work at a grocery store, the customer service industry a cruelty that destroyed all your hope for humanity. Years of misuse, abuse from customers and staff alike colding your once warm, beating heart. You took the brunt of whatever crap corporate wanted dealt with, cleaned up whatever mess your incompetent co-workers left behind; be it calling out "sick" last minute to doing stock take incorrectly. It all fell onto you, the managers far too busy to help their struggling supervisor.
You were crushed, utterly and completely, it was only a matter of time until you gave out.
Bookmarked by Yogurt_Chan
12 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
HEADLOCK by wtfmjay
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media TypesMature
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
Other
Work in Progress02 Feb 2026
TagsCreator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings No Archive Warnings ApplyShadow the Hedgehog/Reader Knuckles the Echidna/Rouge the Bat Shadow the Hedgehog/Gender-Neutral Reader-Insert Rouge the Bat & Shadow the Hedgehog Rouge the bat & Reader-Insert Sonic the Hedgehog & Miles "Tails" Prower are SiblingsRouge the Bat Abraham Tower | G.U.N. Commander Shadow the Hedgehog Dr. Eggman | Dr. Robotnik Reader Original Character (Marko Dragic) Sonic the Hedgehog Miles "Tails" Prower Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog) Various Sonic the Hedgehog CharactersShadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug Gender-Neutral Reader-Insert Hurt/Comfort Fluff Comedy Slow Burn Strangers to Friends to Lovers Friends to Lovers Mutual Pining Love Confessions Abusive Relationships Reader-Insert VERY VERY mild sexual content Minor Violence Gender-Neutral Pronouns Attempt at Humor Office Romance (sorta) No Smut Mystery Robbery Rouge the Bat and Shadow the Hedgehog are Best Friends Rouge the Bat and Reader-Insert are Childhood Friends Maria Robotnik and Shadow the Hedgehog are Siblings Shadow the Hedgehog is Bad at Feelings Mentions of Death Angst like a lotta angst just oodles of it Depressed Reader-Insert Traumatised Reader-Insert Past Abuse Reader-Insert Needs a Hug Abusive family dynamics
Summary
You had spark. A fire, roaring and crackling and untameable. Passion. A love for all things scientific and nerdy, freakishly good at coding and technology from even a young age. You chased dreams of innovating modern security and determined to help those in need. Change the world. Leave your mark, a good one. Something to be proud of.
Oh, how sweet and naïve you were.
That spark was crushed and stomped into a capitalist-shaped curb until what was left was a perfect little cog to fit into a machine. You work at a grocery store, the customer service industry a cruelty that destroyed all your hope for humanity. Years of misuse, abuse from customers and staff alike colding your once warm, beating heart. You took the brunt of whatever crap corporate wanted dealt with, cleaned up whatever mess your incompetent co-workers left behind; be it calling out "sick" last minute to doing stock take incorrectly. It all fell onto you, the managers far too busy to help their struggling supervisor.
You were crushed, utterly and completely, it was only a matter of time until you gave out.
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Shackled by Loyalty by frenchbreadandeggs
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
17 Jan 2026
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Camelot is on the brink of ruin. King Arthur, once a wise and just ruler, has succumbed to the corruption of Excalibur’s scabbard, turning into a tyrant obsessed with absolute control. Trapped under your brother’s oppressive rule, you, the princess seeks a way to stop him, even if it means treason.
By your side stands Sir Lancelot (Shadow) your appointed knight, sworn to protect but bound by duty to Arthur. When he discovers your betrayal, his loyalty is tested.
(in which you were trapped but lancelot (shadow) accompanies you)
Bookmarked by Yogurt_Chan
11 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Shackled by Loyalty by frenchbreadandeggs
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media TypesTeen And Up Audiences
Graphic Depictions Of Violence
F/M
Work in Progress17 Jan 2026
TagsGraphic Depictions Of ViolenceShadow the Hedgehog/ReaderLancelot (Sonic and the Black Knight) Percival (Sonic and the Black Knight) Gawain (Sonic and the Black Knight) King Arthur (Sonic and the Black Knight) Merlina the Wizard (Sonic and the Black Knight) Sonic the HedgehogBetrayal Game: Sonic and the Black Knight Confessions Princess/Knight Mentioned Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog) Not Beta Read Tension maybe sexual tension but who knows if it really is adapts to the game's lore but would be skipping some of the parts of the game won't be following most of it though not kind of a slow burn slow burn thing a bit yes but to think of it not really - Freeform Alternate Universe - Medieval poor pacing a tad little fast pacing and slow for some reason just loving sir lancelot that's all
Summary
Camelot is on the brink of ruin. King Arthur, once a wise and just ruler, has succumbed to the corruption of Excalibur’s scabbard, turning into a tyrant obsessed with absolute control. Trapped under your brother’s oppressive rule, you, the princess seeks a way to stop him, even if it means treason.
By your side stands Sir Lancelot (Shadow) your appointed knight, sworn to protect but bound by duty to Arthur. When he discovers your betrayal, his loyalty is tested.
(in which you were trapped but lancelot (shadow) accompanies you)
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“You assuredly will not remember it, but you showed me kindness an eon ago. I’ve come to appeal to that kindness once more.”
These words, spoken in a land of death and regret, would change everything.
In the darkest room of a tall tower beneath the Scadutree, a pact is made between the fersome Impaler and Oriane, a would-be Lord with tantalizing potential. A life taken and a life saved is all she wants in exchange for his freedom.
It feels impossible, but she feels impossible. For Oriane knows him, and something stirs within Messmer that he cannot place when he looks at her.
What kindness could a demigod have paid this lovely Tarnished? And will the answer to that question shatter them both?
Bookmarked by Yogurt_Chan
07 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Graphic Depictions Of Violence
F/M
Work in Progress07 Feb 2026
TagsGraphic Depictions Of ViolenceMessmer the Impaler/Tarnished (Elden Ring) Minor or Background Relationship(s)Messmer the Impaler (Elden Ring) Tarnished (Elden Ring) Thiollier (Elden Ring) Fire Knights (Elden Ring) Needle Knight Leda (Elden Ring) Sir Ansbach (Elden Ring) Rellana Twin Moon Knight (Elden Ring) Melina (Elden Ring) Ranni the Witch (Elden Ring)Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Canon-Typical Violence Slow Burn Memory Related Non-Explicit Sex POV Third Person POV Multiple Child Loss Other Additional Tags to Be Added Grief/Mourning Soft Messmer the Impaler (Elden Ring) Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
Summary
“You assuredly will not remember it, but you showed me kindness an eon ago. I’ve come to appeal to that kindness once more.”
These words, spoken in a land of death and regret, would change everything.
In the darkest room of a tall tower beneath the Scadutree, a pact is made between the fersome Impaler and Oriane, a would-be Lord with tantalizing potential. A life taken and a life saved is all she wants in exchange for his freedom.
It feels impossible, but she feels impossible. For Oriane knows him, and something stirs within Messmer that he cannot place when he looks at her.
What kindness could a demigod have paid this lovely Tarnished? And will the answer to that question shatter them both?
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Embers and Frost by Syrn_Call
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game), Dark Souls (Video Games)
28 Oct 2024
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Oshun, a "Tarnished" Outer Demi-God of little renown, is bound to the Lands Between and cursed with Grace. Haunted by the losses of a distant past and fractured bonds with broken companions, she uncovers Messmer.
As their fiery passion collides with their opposing natures, their connection ignites a storm that threatens to consume them both. Can they withstand the tempest they’ve unleashed, or will their obsession and conflict destroy them?
Series
- Part 1 of The Balance
Bookmarked by Yogurt_Chan
30 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Embers and Frost by Syrn_Call
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game), Dark Souls (Video Games)Explicit
Major Character Death
F/M, Other
Complete Work28 Oct 2024
TagsMajor Character DeathMessmer the Impaler/Tarnished (Elden Ring) Messmer the Impaler (Elden Ring)/Original Female Character(s) Messmer the Impaler & Tarnished (Elden Ring) Messmer the Impaler/Oshun Messmer the Impaler/Outer GodMessmer the Impaler (Elden Ring) Tarnished (Elden Ring) Demigods (Elden Ring) Godwyn the Golden (Elden Ring) Kood Captain of the Fire Knights (Elden Ring) Miquella (Elden Ring) Torrent the Spirit Steed (Elden Ring) Sir Ansbach (Elden Ring) Thiollier (Elden Ring) Messmer's Winged Serpents Winged Serpents - Character St. Trina (Elden Ring)Brooding Eventual Smut Angst and Romance Romance They deserve each other but aren't going to see it for a while Guilt a dance of fire and ice - Freeform Conflicting elements Male-Female Friendship Female Tarnished (Elden Ring) Demigods Jealousy Possessive Behavior Fantasizing Enemies to Lovers Fluff and Angst Sad and Sweet Celestial Bodies Neck Kissing Making Out Body Worship Missionary Position steam Passion Desire Marking Light Masochism Sex Touch-Starved Dom/sub Undertones Submission Cowgirl Position Teasing Explicit Sexual Content Sexual Tension Obsessive Behavior a beach episode Trauma Anxiety Enemies to Lovers to Enemies Blood and Injury Heartbreak Character Death not Messmer Eventual Happy Ending To Be Continued Tragic Romance
Summary
Oshun, a "Tarnished" Outer Demi-God of little renown, is bound to the Lands Between and cursed with Grace. Haunted by the losses of a distant past and fractured bonds with broken companions, she uncovers Messmer.
As their fiery passion collides with their opposing natures, their connection ignites a storm that threatens to consume them both. Can they withstand the tempest they’ve unleashed, or will their obsession and conflict destroy them?
Series
Part 1 of The Balance
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"Everyone has their rightful placeth. Thou wouldst do well to learneth yours,"
said Messmer.
He wasn't threatening or mocking you, he was simply explaining to you the way of the world.
As if you didn't know.The corners of your lips turned upwards into a bitter smile. “And where would my place be? Ten feet below the ground, one assumes?”
After the tarnished did Messmer a great favor a fragile truce formed between the two. Will the Tarnished be able to leverage this to their advantage, or will this tenuous alliance burn in the flames of their ambitions?
Bookmarked by Yogurt_Chan
29 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
The age of the second sun by orphan_account
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)Mature
No Archive Warnings Apply
Other
Complete Work05 Dec 2024
TagsNo Archive Warnings ApplyMessmer the Impaler/Tarnished (Elden Ring)Messmer the Impaler (Elden Ring) Tarnished (Elden Ring)Gender-Neutral Tarnished (Elden Ring) Other Additional Tags to Be Added Size Difference tentative allies to lovers the enemy part ends in chaper one Kinda Oral Sex
Summary
"Everyone has their rightful placeth. Thou wouldst do well to learneth yours,"
said Messmer.
He wasn't threatening or mocking you, he was simply explaining to you the way of the world.
As if you didn't know.The corners of your lips turned upwards into a bitter smile. “And where would my place be? Ten feet below the ground, one assumes?”
After the tarnished did Messmer a great favor a fragile truce formed between the two. Will the Tarnished be able to leverage this to their advantage, or will this tenuous alliance burn in the flames of their ambitions?