YouBlitheringIdiot
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“I take full responsibility for my actions, Sir, I know that you’re going to have to expel me. There is no excuse for what happened. I’m sorry to have to put my parents through this. And Professor McGonagall, I just really wanted to tell her how sorry I am and …”
His voice trailed off. Dumbledore’s cold periwinkle eyes regarded him intently, as though engaging in some complicated mental Arithmancy.
“If Severus Snape corroborates what you just told me, I’m afraid that is correct, you will be expelled, Mr Potter.”A Marauders What If...?
What if James had been blamed for the Prank?
What if he got expelled at the end of Fifth Year?
What if there was never a Lily Evans and James Potter, Head Boy and Head Girl? If they parted enemies, if they never got together in their final year in Hogwarts? What if the marauders lost James? What then? -
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The cold has seeped into his bones by the time he awakes to the certainty that something is wrong, horribly wrong. He must warn his friend James that someone is trying to kill him.
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If We Died Tonight by YouBlitheringIdiot for MollyMaryMarie, notyournecromancer
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2023
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Remus is leaving on a secret mission, Sirius thinks he's the spy
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Remus has always believed that December is the Hall's very best month. It's like the place was built to have boughs of holly and fir strung from every wall sconce and picture rail; like its architect, all those hundreds of years ago, designed it specifically to bear the big, fat garlands he and Lily wind around its balustrades and bannisters, and the jolly wreaths that they hoist into place on every door, and the towering, beribboned tree that stands proudly in the hotel reception and takes four of them a whole afternoon to decorate.
A country hotel in the wintertime. Plenty of snow, plenty of mulled wine, and a feeling that this Christmas might be different.
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breaking through the clouds (feels impossible now) by jilyxz
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Oct 2025
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Following the end of a brief summer relationship, engulfed in the middle of an escalating war and a private world that's no less punishing- Lily and James navigate the hard things in life.
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- Part 1 of breaking through the clouds
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His first summer at the Potters after fifth year--the year of fistfights in hallways, chugging firewhiskey straight from the bottle, too much smoke, exam pressure, scathing letters from his parents, and a careless prank that nearly cost him his friends--was nothing short of painful and illuminating. Sirius Black returns for his sixth year at Hogwarts with longer hair, determined to be different.
A story on learning how to love, how to exist, how to be different through cracks and leaks. A story about love no matter the wreckage.(a sirius focused marauders at hogwarts, getting together wolfstar fic)
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There are some people who are better unknown by Artemisia_Black_95
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2023
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What if Peter's betrayal had been fueled by an obsessive, unrequited love for James?
Saltburn but make it about the Marauders (mind the tags)