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    When Kaveh has a run in with a ley line, he suddenly finds that he's changed. Significantly. And exclusively below the belt.

    Mortified, and uncertain about how to deal with his new found...equipment, he goes to his safe place for help: Tighnari. The Forest Watcher takes everything in stride and sets his mind to helping Kaveh figure out a solution to his intimate problem. However, things quickly get heated between them, and Kaveh can't help but ask for more.

    What started out as just a desperate attempt to get his body back to the way he's always known it to be, somehow ends up with Kaveh spread out across the bedsheets with three of his best friends showing him exactly how to enjoy this change while it lasts.

    And enjoy it he does.

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    Whereby Kaveh gets a temporary pussy (because magic), Tighnari eats him out until he cries, and Alhaitham and Cyno end up stumbling in on them, only to immediately join in on the fun. All with consent, care, and communication; because how else would the sumeru boys handle this.

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    07 Sep 2025

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    “Ah, but you know I enjoy teasing you so,” Alhaitham says, making Kaveh stand upright again. He takes Kaveh’s glass to take a little sip from it, and then he holds it up to Kaveh’s lips.

    And Kaveh hates the way he gets a little wetter at that—the way Alhaitham watches him, eyes flicking down to his lips—hawklike in the way he watches Kaveh so intently. The way he holds the flute to Kaveh’s lips, the way he has one arm wrapped around Kaveh’s waist so he can’t escape.

    Slowly, keeping eye contact with Alhaitham, Kaveh parts his lips, just the slightest bit. Tilts his head back, lets Alhaitham’s hand follow the motion, pouring the champagne into his waiting mouth bit by bit.

    Kaveh lets it gather in his throat until he can’t anymore, and then he swallows. Slowly and deliberately, and, with how close they are to each other, watches Alhaitham’s pupils dilate at every bob of his throat.

    (or; kaveh wears a vibrator for his alpha in public.)

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    06 Sep 2025

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    With a heavy sigh, Kaveh buried his face in his pillow. All of his romantic ideals, as usual, were quashed by the one man he actually yearned for such affections from - a marriage for the sake of fucking tax deductions.

    Though it made sense in a cold, rational way, such a logical and disinterested proposal for Kaveh to willingly sacrifice his heart for nothing more than mora cut deep into his chest. And worst of all... Alhaitham was unaware that Kaveh’s heart could never even belong to anyone but him - that he was already the sole benefactor of Kaveh’s silent longing, having stolen Kaveh’s heart against his will long ago.

    Kaveh curled around his pillow as if the soft cotton of his pillowcase could offer a reprieve from the turmoil churning deep in his stomach. He’d long since made peace with his unrequited love for Alhaitham, resigning himself to a lifetime of suppressed yearning - but this? This was torture, plain and simple, demanding mental gymnastics that Kaveh wasn’t confident he was flexible enough to contort himself into.

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    02 Sep 2025

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    There is a popular game in Snezhnaya, one that originates as an activity to keep children occupied during the long winter days stuck indoors while arctic winds howl outside, knocking against doors and windows and carrying with it a violent storm of ice and frost. The game has since been adopted into a drinking game by bored young adults similarly trapped inside those cold, dark grueling months.

    The game’s rules go something like this. Each person takes a turn telling two truths and one lie about themselves while the rest of the participants have to pluck out the lie. If the guessers guessed wrong, the person telling the information gets the point. If the guesser guessed right, then the person gets no points.

    There is no real end to this game. Children play it until they become bored, adults play it until they become drunk.

    Childe plays it until…

    Come to think of it, Childe’s not entirely sure why he’s playing.

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    A Childe introspection story where he tries to find his heart.

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    20 Aug 2025

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    Surely, Da-ge and A-Yao must be joking.

    Lan Xichen eyes it with distaste. The item is encased in plastic and sealed into a paper box, in all of its…obscene cylindrical tube and flesh-coloured glory. It’s thick; easily the size of his wrist with smooth walls slightly curved “for better grip!” as the box cheerfully advertises.

    Lan Xichen turns the box so that he can look at the bottom. Through the clear plastic, he can see the end of the tube—a pair of lewd, silicone pussy lips with a little hole between them. “Ready for use!” the box says, “With real, skin-like texture. Get ready to come like you’ve never come before!”

    “What is that?” There’s no disguising the disgust and bewilderment in his voice. “And why are you giving this to me?”

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    Nie Mingjue and Meng Yao staged an intervention and bought Lan Xichen a pocket pussy so that he can finally work off some steam (from his burgeoning crush on Jiang Cheng).

    The pocket pussy is magic.

    Yes, it's just shameless porn. Enjoy.

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    19 Aug 2025

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    Author you’ve done it again…