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    Don’t forget to eat your lunch, Alhaitham! I’ll throw out all your books if you dont! - Kaveh

    Alhaitham stares at the note. It’s still stuck on the lunchbox Kaveh uses for him. His handwriting is beautiful still, because there was no way Kaveh would be caught dead with hideous handwriting. It was a recent note Kaveh left, and Alhaitham doesn’t have the heart to throw it out. So he leaves it stuck on the cabinet.

    He leaves it with all the other notes he’s been keeping since Kaveh moved out.

    I’m making falafel tonight, so you better come home.

    I spent a lot of time on this, so you better appreciate it.

    Come home early tonight, I’m planning on making desserts.

    Take care of yourself.

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    17 Sep 2025

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    “I mean, do you ever stop and think about who your anonymous friend might be?" Tighnari says. "Or like, maybe it’s someone you already know or some random guy in one of your classes.”

    “No,” Kaveh says, thinking. “With my luck, if I did know him already, then he would probably be the worst person I know. Someone like Al-Haitham.” The thought is so absurd that he stops and laughs. “But that would be fucking awful.”

    In Kaveh's humble opinion, the title for The Worst Guy In The World is tied between four people: the asshole in his Tuesday eight am, the employee behind the library email account, the guy writing the university's advice column, and the student that the professor he assists always complains about.

    It would only be too convenient if they were all the same person. (They are.)

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    16 Sep 2025

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    WHOAAAAAAAAAA

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    “Excuse me. May I sit here?”

    Al-Haitham looks up. He watches the student’s red eyes darken with recognition. Unfortunately, Al-Haitham recognizes him too.

    “Would you leave if I said ‘no’?” Al-Haitham asks.

    And just like that, the student is sliding into the seat, flipping up the desk and pulling his tablet out. He shoots Al-Haitham a glare just as the professor starts lecturing.

    (Al-Haitham, Kaveh, and the three semesters in between.)

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    14 Sep 2025

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    People keep coming up to Kaveh to congratulate him. Kaveh doesn’t really know why, and he’s a little too scared to ask at this point, so he heads back home, content if not a little bemused.

    He is, unfortunately, reminded of it the very next day, when the door slams open and Al-Haitham stalks in. “Mind telling me why everyone was congratulating me today?” he demands. “About your pregnancy?"

     

    Or: Al-Haitham is, without a doubt, the most annoying person Kaveh knows. Maybe the world’s second-most annoying person can help Kaveh figure him out.

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    14 Sep 2025

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    The end, as Alhaitham had not expected, came quietly.
    Of course, there was all the tears and the screaming that came before, but Alhaitham will always remember the quiet afterwards more.
    Kaveh, standing in the doorway of what was once their home, staring at the wall with glistening eyes as he tells Alhaitham farewell for the last time. It was the first word Kaveh had said to Alhaitham in days, and it would be the last for many to come.


    Kaveh and Alhaitham do not speak for a year after Kaveh moves out.

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    11 Sep 2025

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    When Kaveh has a run in with a ley line, he suddenly finds that he's changed. Significantly. And exclusively below the belt.

    Mortified, and uncertain about how to deal with his new found...equipment, he goes to his safe place for help: Tighnari. The Forest Watcher takes everything in stride and sets his mind to helping Kaveh figure out a solution to his intimate problem. However, things quickly get heated between them, and Kaveh can't help but ask for more.

    What started out as just a desperate attempt to get his body back to the way he's always known it to be, somehow ends up with Kaveh spread out across the bedsheets with three of his best friends showing him exactly how to enjoy this change while it lasts.

    And enjoy it he does.

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    Whereby Kaveh gets a temporary pussy (because magic), Tighnari eats him out until he cries, and Alhaitham and Cyno end up stumbling in on them, only to immediately join in on the fun. All with consent, care, and communication; because how else would the sumeru boys handle this.

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    07 Sep 2025

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    “Ah, but you know I enjoy teasing you so,” Alhaitham says, making Kaveh stand upright again. He takes Kaveh’s glass to take a little sip from it, and then he holds it up to Kaveh’s lips.

    And Kaveh hates the way he gets a little wetter at that—the way Alhaitham watches him, eyes flicking down to his lips—hawklike in the way he watches Kaveh so intently. The way he holds the flute to Kaveh’s lips, the way he has one arm wrapped around Kaveh’s waist so he can’t escape.

    Slowly, keeping eye contact with Alhaitham, Kaveh parts his lips, just the slightest bit. Tilts his head back, lets Alhaitham’s hand follow the motion, pouring the champagne into his waiting mouth bit by bit.

    Kaveh lets it gather in his throat until he can’t anymore, and then he swallows. Slowly and deliberately, and, with how close they are to each other, watches Alhaitham’s pupils dilate at every bob of his throat.

    (or; kaveh wears a vibrator for his alpha in public.)

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    06 Sep 2025

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    With a heavy sigh, Kaveh buried his face in his pillow. All of his romantic ideals, as usual, were quashed by the one man he actually yearned for such affections from - a marriage for the sake of fucking tax deductions.

    Though it made sense in a cold, rational way, such a logical and disinterested proposal for Kaveh to willingly sacrifice his heart for nothing more than mora cut deep into his chest. And worst of all... Alhaitham was unaware that Kaveh’s heart could never even belong to anyone but him - that he was already the sole benefactor of Kaveh’s silent longing, having stolen Kaveh’s heart against his will long ago.

    Kaveh curled around his pillow as if the soft cotton of his pillowcase could offer a reprieve from the turmoil churning deep in his stomach. He’d long since made peace with his unrequited love for Alhaitham, resigning himself to a lifetime of suppressed yearning - but this? This was torture, plain and simple, demanding mental gymnastics that Kaveh wasn’t confident he was flexible enough to contort himself into.

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    02 Sep 2025

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    👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

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    There is a popular game in Snezhnaya, one that originates as an activity to keep children occupied during the long winter days stuck indoors while arctic winds howl outside, knocking against doors and windows and carrying with it a violent storm of ice and frost. The game has since been adopted into a drinking game by bored young adults similarly trapped inside those cold, dark grueling months.

    The game’s rules go something like this. Each person takes a turn telling two truths and one lie about themselves while the rest of the participants have to pluck out the lie. If the guessers guessed wrong, the person telling the information gets the point. If the guesser guessed right, then the person gets no points.

    There is no real end to this game. Children play it until they become bored, adults play it until they become drunk.

    Childe plays it until…

    Come to think of it, Childe’s not entirely sure why he’s playing.

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    A Childe introspection story where he tries to find his heart.

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    20 Aug 2025

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    Surely, Da-ge and A-Yao must be joking.

    Lan Xichen eyes it with distaste. The item is encased in plastic and sealed into a paper box, in all of its…obscene cylindrical tube and flesh-coloured glory. It’s thick; easily the size of his wrist with smooth walls slightly curved “for better grip!” as the box cheerfully advertises.

    Lan Xichen turns the box so that he can look at the bottom. Through the clear plastic, he can see the end of the tube—a pair of lewd, silicone pussy lips with a little hole between them. “Ready for use!” the box says, “With real, skin-like texture. Get ready to come like you’ve never come before!”

    “What is that?” There’s no disguising the disgust and bewilderment in his voice. “And why are you giving this to me?”

    --

    Nie Mingjue and Meng Yao staged an intervention and bought Lan Xichen a pocket pussy so that he can finally work off some steam (from his burgeoning crush on Jiang Cheng).

    The pocket pussy is magic.

    Yes, it's just shameless porn. Enjoy.

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    19 Aug 2025

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    Author you’ve done it again…

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    If there’s one word Kaveh could use to describe his life, it would be “ordinary”. Sure, the start of his life looks more like a sad drama movie with the death of his father, being abandoned by his mother, then being treated like luggage as he was passed from one relative to another. But he grew up, got a job working as a corporate slave, and became self-sufficient enough to pay his rent while not starving. Currently, his job is tedious, and the only joy in his life comes from spending his evenings at home alone, designing and building little houses in the game "My Little Aranara Friend", but things could be worse!

    It becomes worse in the blink of an eye. He dies. And not only is he forcefully transported into the world of "My Little Aranara Friend", but he's also stuck in the body of a mob monster called a Fungus where his only hope of getting a human body is by levelling up.

    ...And also by saving the Aranara from mass extinction caused by some malevolent mysterious dark power called "The Withering" that, if left unchecked, will also destroy the world.

    Fuck his life.

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    19 Aug 2025

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    Author you’ve done it again…

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    “There's a switch that turns your sensitivity up,” you then grimaced, “but you're not gonna wanna know where it is…”

    He quirked a brow with an unamused expression, “but you're gonna tell me anyway?”

    “Actually, I can show you.”

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    In which Boothill gets screwed [hehehe, get it? screwed? Wait don't leave]

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    13 Aug 2025

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    "Hole so fire it made bro self destruct 😈💯 call that an explosive finish 🔥" - what a banger ending note

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    Hey, I heard you were looking for a place to stay. My roommate also moved out recently so I have a room open.

     

    “You’re shitting me,” said Kaveh.

    “What?” Cyno tilted his head.

    Kaveh held out his phone. Cyno and Tighnari leaned over until the sides of their heads were touching as they read the message.

    Tighnari jerked away. “Al-Haitham sent you that?”

    “I didn’t know he had it in him,” said Cyno.

    “Had what?”

    “A charitable soul.”

    Kaveh needs a place to stay senior year of college and Al-Haitham has an open spot.

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    10 Aug 2025

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    Kaveh moves out.

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    09 Aug 2025

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    Neuvillette knows little of what it means to be a dragon; he has spent his entire life among the people of Fontaine. Everything he does know about dragons, he has uncovered himself through trial and error and the occasional bit of obscure research. But this, at least, he recognizes.

    Mating instincts.

    By protecting him, the duke is behaving like a dragon seeking a mate, and that has triggered Neuvillette’s own instincts to judge the duke’s adequacy.

    When Wriothesley begins acting like a dragon courting his mate, Neuvillette finds himself torn between duty and desire.

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    08 Aug 2025

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    Ajax had a soulmate mark, just like about half the population of Teyvat did.
    If Ajax ever found his soulmate, he would pretend to be normal for them. He would observe from afar if possible, and make sure nothing happened to them. That no ailments ever came to them. That they never came to lack anything.
    That was the plan. Or, at least, it had been, until the Tsaritsa requested an audience with him alone and asked to see his mark.

    “Tartaglia,” she began, serious. “That is Morax, the Geo Archon.”

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    Or, Ajax is Morax' soulmate, the Tsaritsa ships him off to Liyue, and he has to pretend like he doesn't feel like he's not good enough for the Geo Archon.

    [the word count up to chapter 14 was 69 420 and i think i won't achieve something as beautiful ever again]

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    07 Aug 2025

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    “What the hell are you staring at?” Till scoffed, crossing his arms with a glint in his eyes.

    Ivan smiled softly, allowing his fond gaze to meet Till’s frigid one. “You.”

    Till was so beautiful. Too ethereal for Ivan to comprehend. Though Till’s body was lingered with scars from his abusers, Ivan would simply show the ashen that he appreciated every single one, no matter how many hushed whispers or delicate kisses it took.

    Rolling his eyes, Till groaned, hooking his thumb under Ivan’s waistband and tugging it closer to him. Ivan’s erection strained as Till’s breath drew close against his ear, his lips grazing it ever so slightly as he spoke. “You're such a goddamn idiot.”

    or; ivan finds himself entangled in a web of fragile longing as till's true intentions are revealed.

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    05 Aug 2025

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    DUDE WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THAT SAID HURT/COMFORT FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

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    “There will come a day, Kaveh,” calloused hands reached for him again, Alhaitham’s voice a low husk, deep and sultry as it curled around the words. “When I will take you rough and hard, when I will fuck you against every available surface of this house, as I’ve wanted to for months.”

    Kaveh shuddered in place, the hands divesting him off his undergarments helping very little with keeping his composure, the heated skin-contact making his breath catch and stall.

    “In the shower,” Alhaitham rasped against his cheek. “Against the wall, over our table, next to the vase you find so hideous.” Kaveh made a choked noise at that, hands fluttering over Alhaitham chest before landing on toned arms, desperate to hold on to anything at this point.

    “But today,” Alhaitham promised, the deep timber causing shivers to run down Kaveh’s spine. “Today, I’ll take my time with you. Take you apart slowly, meticulously. Spread you wide on my fingers, make you come again and again, and watch as you fall apart.”

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    21 Jul 2025

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    "You must be careful, young man. I sense a sinister energy surrounding you. There's something from beyond this world clinging to you, and it could attach itself if you don't act quickly."

    Till waves her off with a sigh. "That's just my husband," he replies wearily.

    The soul of Till's fiancé returns from the grave to keep him company. Numb from the inside out, it's a mad experience all throughout for Till.

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    19 Jul 2025

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    Read in the plane

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    Turn back around, Ivan thinks quietly, look at me one last time before you go.

    He wonders if this is how Eurydice felt, wanting a tangible sign of Orpheus’ love, to know that he loved her to the point of losing her. Ivan wonders if Till’s gaze would immortalize him or pass right through him, forever in search of the pink hues of the dawn rather than midnight skies.

    “You have no idea what you do to me,” Ivan whispers, helplessly caught in Till’s gravity. He thinks that this longing will consume him.

    (Or, 4 moments of Ivan loving Till like his god’s most devoted believer, and 1 moment of Till loving him back.)

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    17 Jul 2025

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