aRealHumanBartender
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Two very lonely, grouchy assholes correspond by informal mail. Would they be less grouchy together? Probably. Will they figure that out? Maybe?
Look this is as UNSERIOUS as it gets - please do not take any of this seriously in any way. One should never harass one's neighbor through the town clerk. Or otherwise :)
Almost all of this was a languishing old WIP until I saw this drop-dead piece of art by @citrussyndicate of Ed lounging in the nude. Many, many blessings upon @CitrusSyndicate for this Ed. I finally knew how to end this endless thing!
Go see it on Bluesky at @citrussyndicate.bsky.social
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What You Know is True by aRealHumanBartender for ironstrangle
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Jun 2025
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An OFMD remix of Ironstrangle's lovely "Obscenely Soft Blankets" but this time around it's Stede under the weather and Ed at wit's end. Stede takes a fever-dream journey back to his childhood.
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Stede Bonnet is the horse that ran off with his carriage in Central Park. Will he make it out there in the world?
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A super silly lil fluff! Stede is sick with the flu and cannot sleep, so he writes Ed a lovely letter (he thinks).
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The Reno Cure: Fluffvember '24 Fics by Rotten_Soldier
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Nov 2024
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Short glimpses into the lives of supporting characters from the From Reno, With Love series
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- Part 5 of From Reno, With Love
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17 Nov 2024
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Every happy ending has a beginning.
Before the famous Blackbeard, before the romance with a certain Gentleman Pirate, Edward Teach was a young waif, thirteen years old, blood on his hands and the life at sea as a pirate his only escape. Life under the clever but cold Ben Hornigold isn't easy, and less so for the youngest member of the crew who can't seem to stay out of trouble. It takes all of Edward's wit, cunning, and sheer tenacity just to survive, let alone find his own way in the world full of people who want to keep him in his place.
Never Shall We Die is an epic story full of adventure and freedom, wild joy, crushing despair, friends, enemies, mentors and lovers... Watch as Edward Teach grows from a boy to a man, discovering himself and honing his skills to become the greatest pirate the world has ever known.
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- Part 2 of Where We Will, We Roam
- Part 1 of Our Flag Means Canonverse
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17 Nov 2024