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“We were doing brunch. It was nice. Your dad made their kitchen look like the fancy brunch places on Instagram. We were talking about my schooling, hobbies, friends, movies, normal shit. Boring shit. Then your mother starts talking about my sponsors and savings and suddenly I am giving her my banking information and the phone number of my accountant and I am signing many, many, many papers. She had a scary folder.” Ilya pulls out the scary folder and the thing was thicker than the book Shane was reading. He tosses it on the couch and it lands with a heavy thump. “It was under her chair the whole time and I did not see. The places I had to sign were already highlighted and the date was already written in.”
Ilya tosses his body on the couch. Somehow, he makes less of an impact than the Scary Folder. “She owns me now, yes?”
Seemingly on cue, Shane's phone lights up with a notification that Yuna Hollander has shared a calendar with you.
Oh, God.
or: shane's mom keeps slutting out his boyfriend (!!!) to sponsors and shane's totally cool and chill about it no really he's FINE
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18 Jan 2026
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It's the last night at Hogwarts before Hermione, Draco, and the gang have to enter the real world. A party in the Hufflepuff common room is exactly what's needed to break down old rivalries.
“You’re up, Hermione.”
She inhaled, took a swig of her drink, and exhaled as she picked up the bottle. As she walked to the center of the circle, she wondered who she would most want the bottle to land on. And who she would most want the bottle NOT to land on. She scanned the circle. She wouldn’t mind a harmless makeout, maybe some innocent caressing. God knows she was past due. Before bending down to spin, her eyes met a pair of grey eyes.
Anyone except Malfoy.
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UPDATED: formerly a smutty little one-shot and now a love story in three parts.
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01 Feb 2020
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Consequence by Tempest Princess [archived by HPFandom_archivist]
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jan 2011
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"Were you lying?"
"Lying?" She asked.
"To Ginny. You told her that the baby was conceived the night of the celebration party, that it was the best night of your life, and that you love the father. Were you lying?"- Language:
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12 Aug 2018
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Like the movie teeth, kinda. You know the one I'm talking about, right?
Happy birthday, Amanda. We're full chaos over here.
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12 Jan 2022
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Buttons and Zips by Moomin_94 for mimmosa
Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)
19 Dec 2021
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“Sorry, can I help you?” Anthony managed to force from his chest, more than a little startled at the way her black dress swished around her hips.
The woman’s smile turned a little sheepish as she approached him, stopping just two steps from him. “This is really awkward, but I’ve just moved in across the hall last weekend, and you seem like a nice, normal, not perverted person, and maybe you could zip up my dress for me?”OR
The very last thing Anthony expected when he came home on a Friday evening was to find a woman at his front door with her dress undone
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Kate Sharma lives alone and occasionally encounters the problem that all single women do: It's impossible to zip up a dress alone. It's a good thing her neighbour is so accomodating
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26 Dec 2021