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    "You fought well," Baelor says, extending his hand, and Dunk takes it gratefully. It feels like an anchor, gives him something to focus on besides all the pain brimming up in his body.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    In the Seven Kingdoms, only an alpha can be sworn a knight of the realm. Somehow, Dunk's gone this long without presenting as anything. But Ser Lyonel Baratheon has a talent for getting him hot under the collar.

    Should mean nothing. Let the games begin.

    (a remix of the show, but make it omegaverse)

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    09 Feb 2026

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    "You think the lords will rally to your sister?" asked Stannis, skeptical. "They were failed badly by her brother, and she has no call on their loyalty except her name."

    "It's a powerful name, Your Grace. The direwolf has flown its banner over the North for centuries; the Boltons can't wipe out that memory no matter how much blood they spill. If Lyanna Mormont and all the rest of them want a King in the North whose name is Stark, well." Jon shrugged as he tucked Sansa's message into his pocket. "It seems you've found her."


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    04 Feb 2026

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    "The crown suits you, you know," said Ser Duncan over the cacophony, and brought Baelor back to himself. "Makes you look... you know. Kingly. Which I suppose makes sense, given that you're the king now." A look of anguish crossed his face. "Oh, hells, I shouldn't be calling you 'you,' should I? It's 'Your Grace.' Please don't take—"

    Baelor resisted the urge to rest his hand against the lad's back, as one might soothe a skittish horse. "No offense was taken, ser."

    "Thank you," Ser Duncan said, then immediately amended, "Thank Your Grace...ness. Seven fucks, I'm getting another drink." And he whirled away into the throng before Baelor could say a word.


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    04 Feb 2026

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    “Should we have told Prince Aemond that Princess Lucenya was here not a fortnight ago, asking about his betrothal?” Kermit asks.

    “No, you muppet,” Ser Elmo snaps. “Targaryen, Velaryon, Strong bastard, I don’t care their names. The dragons are obsessed with each other and we will not get involved.”

     

    Aemond Targaryen and Lucenya Velaryon will not be seeing through their engagement… so the Great Houses would like to know why they’re refusing to wed anyone else.

    (or: the war of ravens and envoys and marriage pacts never comes to an end because no one can figure out what in the seven hells is going on.)

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    02 Feb 2026