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    Astoria Greengrass died… or at least, she was supposed to. Instead, she wakes up inside the squashed face and ginger fur of Crookshanks, the beloved pet of the swottiest swot to ever swot—Hermione effing Granger. She is not amused, and she definitely wants out.

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    08 Sep 2025

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    After years of house arrest, Draco jumps at the offer of a Ministry position, desperate to prove his worth. Soon though, he realises that he's mostly desperate for his supervisor, Hermione Granger. For better or worse, Hermione seems to have taken a special interest in him, as well.

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    26 Aug 2025

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    “Hermione, I don’t think Malfoy has been teasing or insulting you. I think…” Ginny rolled her tongue in her mouth, struggling to speak the next words: “I think he was trying to court you.”

    “What? No!"

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    Hermione is determined to smile through Malfoy’s blatant taunting without biting his head off.

    Draco is delighted that Hermione responds well to his courtship instead of biting his head off.

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    22 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 96

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    Lily and James Potter awaken to discover that they’ve spent the last fourteen years living as Muggles, with no memory of their former lives.

    Harry Potter, unaware of his parents’ fate, struggles with strange new memories and unsettling emotions that have haunted him since the night Voldemort returned.

    The resurrection of the Potters sends ripples through a wizarding world already on edge—a world where Dark Magic blooms, the Ministry is rife with conspiracies, and the Order of the Phoenix has gathered once more to fight the impending war.

    As they return home, the Potters find their friends changed and their son hardened by trauma. Together, they must uncover what truly happened on that fateful Halloween night, walking the fine line between fate and free will.

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    01 Aug 2025

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    It all started in the summer after third year, with a phone call and a hatred of Severus Snape. Harry was yelling into the ‘fellytone’ about his greasy git of his Professor Snape, while Petunia scrubbed a perfectly clean countertop and pretended like she wasn't eavesdropping with glee.

    Inspired by my Reddit prompt: https://www.reddit.com/r/HPfanfiction/comments/1lnufnv/aunt_petunia_was_looking_at_harry_with_reluctant/
    Love the community on there, thank you so much to everyone who encouraged me to continue with this story <3

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    30 Jul 2025