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Kyle is so god damn sick of the newest rumor going around the high school, how could anyone believe he and Craig are hooking up? They aren't even friends, don't even talk, where do people come up with this shit?
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26 Mar 2026
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and oh, my heart (how can i face you now?) by weareallstardustfallen
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
27 Dec 2020
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Damian is the eldest son of Bruce Wayne, and the first of his father’s partners. He does not want siblings, particularly not the brother who took his place.
Then, Tim Drake dies, and everything changes.
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21 Mar 2026
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Tim Drake knows that Batman needs a Robin. When Bruce and Dick aren't interested in what he has to say, Tim makes his way to the cemetery to say a few words to the boy he's trying to replace.
Tim has the chance to say far more than he expected when Jason digs himself out of his grave that night. Tim does his best to get Jason home to Bruce. The League of Assassins finds them first.
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21 Mar 2026
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“What can I do for you?” Wriothesley sat in his chair, leaning forward to lean against his desk. The steam from the fragrant tea in front of him wafted in front of his eyes, distorting his vision.
“I would like to leave The Fortress of Meropide,” Albedo said, sitting in front of him, his teal eyes staring intently at Wriothesley.
“I’m sure you would,” Wriothesley rubbed his forehead. Multiple nights of lost sleep seemed to catch up to him in an instant. “And how do you suppose you can achieve that?
There was an extended pause.
“I apologize, I assumed you knew,” Albedo’s voice was perfectly stable, his tone unchanging as he continued, “I intend to bribe my way out of The Fortress with my body.”
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Albedo lands himself in a foreign prison where inmates are allowed to duel for their right to go free. If that's the case, then why can't he just bribe his way out using his big bug eyes and charming personality?Series
- Part 1 of Albedo Wife Beams the World
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21 Mar 2026
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There are no good parents in South Park.Or that’s Kenny McCormick’s working theory, anyways. It’s not like he knows every kid in South Park. There are probably a few happy families in this town somewhere, but as far as he knows, it's not many. Enough to count on one hand. Honestly, he’s starting to think they’re a myth.
Everyone has shitty parents in South Park, (Except for maybe Tolkien, but this story isn’t about him), its just the way things are. He and his siblings just happened to get the shorter end of the stick, ended up with parents that were more outwardly horrible, who didn’t bother putting on fake smiles and happy masks. So, what do you do when you realize that you, and maybe two or three other kids all have the worst homelives in South Park?
You make a group chat. Duh.
McWhoremic added Butters! And Tweekers to the group chat
McWhoremic renamed the group chat Shitty Parents Club 2.0
McWhoremic is typing…(or; three times the Shitty Parents Club help each other, and one time they help someone else.)
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- Part 1 of Adventures of the Shitty Parents Club
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21 Mar 2026