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Between picking up the pieces in the wake of the Day Of Unity and its aftermath, reconnecting with Raine, helping King come to terms with his newfound identity and being there for Luz as she navigates a life split between the Boiling Isles and Connecticut, Eda Clawthorne has a lot on her plate.
Taking on another, seemingly-impossible project at this point, especially one that seems particularly ill-advised, is probably not the wisest decision. But then, Eda has never been one to take the easy path in life.
And she made a promise.
AKA - The one where Eda takes it upon herself to give The Collector a second chance, and faces the challenges that go along with it.
Canon-divergent after King's Tide.
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15 Apr 2026
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After bonding with the mask that made him a supplicant in the Phantasmoon Games, Sunday's powers have grown, and now, the thoughts of every soul on every crowded street are crashing into him like a never-ending tidal wave. When he can't take it anymore, Dan Heng is there to come to his rescue, and so, Sunday decides to take this rare opportunity of peace and quiet to apologize to Dan Heng for the night before, and maybe, also share with his companion a few of his many doubts and fears that he can't quite shake...like whether this new power of his might make him just like the adopted father he left behind.
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12 Apr 2026
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Stan and Kyle have always had a codependent friendship, but things get more complicated in their senior year of high school, when Stan’s habit of drunkenly crying to Kyle develops into something more intimate. Stan is a depressed teenage alcoholic with a girlfriend, but he only craves affection from his best friend. Meanwhile, Kyle tries to convince himself that he’s totally fine with their fucked up dynamic.
(3rd person, Kyle centric POV, Kyle and Stan are 18+)
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01 Apr 2026
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Kyle is so god damn sick of the newest rumor going around the high school, how could anyone believe he and Craig are hooking up? They aren't even friends, don't even talk, where do people come up with this shit?
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26 Mar 2026
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and oh, my heart (how can i face you now?) by weareallstardustfallen
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
27 Dec 2020
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Damian is the eldest son of Bruce Wayne, and the first of his father’s partners. He does not want siblings, particularly not the brother who took his place.
Then, Tim Drake dies, and everything changes.
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21 Mar 2026
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Tim Drake knows that Batman needs a Robin. When Bruce and Dick aren't interested in what he has to say, Tim makes his way to the cemetery to say a few words to the boy he's trying to replace.
Tim has the chance to say far more than he expected when Jason digs himself out of his grave that night. Tim does his best to get Jason home to Bruce. The League of Assassins finds them first.
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21 Mar 2026
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“What can I do for you?” Wriothesley sat in his chair, leaning forward to lean against his desk. The steam from the fragrant tea in front of him wafted in front of his eyes, distorting his vision.
“I would like to leave The Fortress of Meropide,” Albedo said, sitting in front of him, his teal eyes staring intently at Wriothesley.
“I’m sure you would,” Wriothesley rubbed his forehead. Multiple nights of lost sleep seemed to catch up to him in an instant. “And how do you suppose you can achieve that?
There was an extended pause.
“I apologize, I assumed you knew,” Albedo’s voice was perfectly stable, his tone unchanging as he continued, “I intend to bribe my way out of The Fortress with my body.”
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Albedo lands himself in a foreign prison where inmates are allowed to duel for their right to go free. If that's the case, then why can't he just bribe his way out using his big bug eyes and charming personality?Series
- Part 1 of Albedo Wife Beams the World
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21 Mar 2026
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There are no good parents in South Park.Or that’s Kenny McCormick’s working theory, anyways. It’s not like he knows every kid in South Park. There are probably a few happy families in this town somewhere, but as far as he knows, it's not many. Enough to count on one hand. Honestly, he’s starting to think they’re a myth.
Everyone has shitty parents in South Park, (Except for maybe Tolkien, but this story isn’t about him), its just the way things are. He and his siblings just happened to get the shorter end of the stick, ended up with parents that were more outwardly horrible, who didn’t bother putting on fake smiles and happy masks. So, what do you do when you realize that you, and maybe two or three other kids all have the worst homelives in South Park?
You make a group chat. Duh.
McWhoremic added Butters! And Tweekers to the group chat
McWhoremic renamed the group chat Shitty Parents Club 2.0
McWhoremic is typing…(or; three times the Shitty Parents Club help each other, and one time they help someone else.)
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- Part 1 of Adventures of the Shitty Parents Club
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21 Mar 2026
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hand in unlovable hand (a chokehold) by britishparty
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
30 Sep 2022
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Tim Drake is eleven years old when he’s grabbed off the streets of Bristol while he’s on his way home. It will be okay, he tells himself: they’ll call his parents, and they’ll pay the ransom, and he’ll get to go home.
There are pictures of Batman and Robin on the camera he was carrying. A lot of pictures.
They don’t call his parents. They call Black Mask.
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or: the one where Black Mask kidnaps Tim and tries to groom him into a ruthless heir, and Tim tries to figure out how to destroy him from the inside out.General warnings tagged, anything not covered by those is in end-of-chapter notes to avoid spoilers.
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- Part 1 of blackbird singing in the dead of night
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19 Mar 2026
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Stan can't do this anymore. He has spent half his life stuck in "Making It with the Marshs", America’s favorite reality show about a fancy farm family of rich, photogenic liars. When his fame-hungry dad plans a spinoff starring him, Stan does what any reasonable adult would do: he vanishes.
Enter Kyle, an overworked, underpaid, and over-it intern at a trashy tabloid who wants to be the next Woodward and Bernstein. Instead, he gets stuck stalking a spoiled celebrity across the globe. Too bad Stan is a stubborn pain in the ass that refuses to be found. But if Kyle actually wants to keep his job, he needs to find him. If he doesn’t, well… good luck explaining that to his dad.
Stan just wanted to escape. Kyle just wanted a scoop. Neither of them expected to ruin each other’s plans… or catch feelings in the process.
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12 Mar 2026
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sptwt valentine's day 1:
noteKyle,
This is the only way I can tell you how I really feel. In exactly one week from now, I'll tell you who I am. But for now, just listen.
craig's developed a little crush on kyle, but he isn't sure how to express it. so, he writes a note.
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- Part 1 of sptwt valentine's day 2024!!
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23 Feb 2026
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KINKTOBER 2025 - DAY 24: ANAL SEX
“Gay panic is probably a stretch, considering you need everything spelt out to you monosyllabically. Bi panic is probably more fitting,” Craig says thoughtfully, before he taps something else on his phone. He glances back up at Stan, blowing his lips out in a raspberry for a second before counting each singular beat of his next words on his long fingers. “You-are-in-to-Kyle-right?”
All of a sudden, Stan thinks he might throw up.
Stan figures some stuff out after catching a glimpse of Craig's nipple piercings. First times ensue for everyone.
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- Part 21 of Kinktober 2025
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19 Feb 2026
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There’s silence as Kyle reloads the level, and he opens his mouth as if he’s going to say something else. Move on in the conversation. But Stan isn’t finished.
“Kyle,” Stan says, summoning every ounce of determination in his body. “Dude. I want you to top me.”
Stan confesses something, and Kyle quits playing Super Mario Bros long enough to hear him out.
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18 Feb 2026
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Five times Craig was Kyle’s secret admirer, and one time he wasn’t.
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17 Feb 2026
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After Tweek and Craig break up, and fail to get back together on their own, Cartman takes it upon himself (and Cupid Me) to get them back together. However, once Kyle finds out about Cartman’s plans, he puts a stop to it; believing that he should not meddle in their relationship.
After Kyle ruins his plans, Cartman gets back at him by telling the whole school that he has a crush on Craig.
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16 Feb 2026
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Kyle finds himself at Stark’s Pond in an attempt for alone time, but runs into Craig Tucker instead.
cryle week day 2: hideaway
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13 Feb 2026
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The Hotel’s bustling and booming! There’s still some lingering issues—But they’re working on it!
To boost morale, they decide to try and partake in an interview! Mostly to.. uh. Remedy some lingering backlash of VoxTech propaganda and to maybe help make recent events more easily digestible? Yeah! Okay!
Lucifer’s got this! Super good at public speaking! Yup! Woo!
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- Part 7 of 🍎✨
- Part 1 of Morningstar On Air!
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13 Feb 2026
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Stan gets a part-time job at the grocery store during summer break from school. Craig finds out and starts stopping by every single day.
Just about every day that Stan was scheduled Craig showed up, making a show of hanging around where he was working or deliberately picking out his specific register for check out. Every time, Stan was reminded about his job requirements and each time he had to grit out the same question to which Craig always conveniently have no idea where said item was.
This continued all the way up to the week leading to Independence Day weekend, and he was exhausted.
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12 Feb 2026
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Everything changes when Craig remembers Kenny dying.
“So, I guess this is where we say ‘welcome to the club’. You are now one of a small number of people that remember when Kenny gets killed. It’s nice to know I’m not alone in this. People thought I was crazy for years when I first told them.”Craig narrowed his eyes. “Pretty sure people think you’re crazy for other reasons, but okay."
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11 Feb 2026