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Title means two people destined to be together in Chinese :) Will comes out to the party amidst an intense game of truth or dare, admitting he had his first kiss with a boy in California. Mike spirals. The two dorks fumble their way through love.
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02 Sep 2025
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“You said I was bad at managing my time between my girlfriend and my best friend but you’re basically doing the same thing.”
“Girlfriend?!” Will spits out, thoroughly shell-shocked.
“I don’t get it! You could’ve told me you had a crush on someone, I would’ve—and when did you ever talk to Robin? You move to California and all of a sudden you’ve got all these girls hanging off of you and you’re interested in older girls—“ Mike’s voice embarrassingly cracks. He decides to quit while he’s ahead before he delves into the forbidden.
In the wake of the apocalypse, Mike and Will find their way to each other.
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31 Aug 2025
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"You know," Satoru said, and the small part of him that still had some morals, still understood lines and boundaries, was screaming at him to stop. "Before he left, Yuuta told me something very interesting."
Yuuji jumped a little at that, head snapping up as his eyes searched Satoru's face. Satoru smiled, casually resting his chin in his hand and his elbows on the table.
"What, uh..." Yuuji cleared his throat nervously. "What did he say?"
"What a funny story," he said cheerfully, as if the very thought of it didn't make him enraged beyond belief. "He told me he'd killed you, brought you back to life, accidentally started your heat, and then fucked you through it! Isn't that funny?"
There were consequences—for spending too much time in a torture cube consumed with thoughts of only one person, for admitting part of the help you'd been asked to give somehow included "helping" an omega through his heat, and for not being able to look the object of your newfound fantasies in the eye for fear of blushing your head off.
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11 Aug 2025
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Husband (Imaginary) by diamondbruise
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Oct 2021
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Shang Qinghua tries to divorce Mobei Jun. It goes as well as you'd expect.
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26 Jul 2025
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Cold Hands, Warm Heart by Zizzani
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Feb 2022
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“If the body can’t warm up, then things get uh, b-bad?”
Mobei-jun cuts him a look that’s made for slaughter. “What does that mean?”
“A-ah, it’s called hypothermia, my king.”
“And you die once it happens.”
Again, not a question. “You can.” When Mobei-jun makes an absolutely terrifying face, Shang Qinghua hastens to add, “But not instantly! Y-you can actually recover from it, if the hypothermia doesn’t progress too far.”
“How far?” Mobei-jun growls.
“There are f-f-f-five stages,” Shang Qinghua shivers out, lips numb. “The fifth stage is death.”
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Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun have their spiritual powers sealed before getting dumped in a white-out snowstorm. Mobei-jun quickly learns that humans are far more susceptible to the cold than he thought.
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25 Jul 2025