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Zoro wasn’t paid to think. He was paid to do a job. Right now, his job was Sanji, an unassuming chef that someone wanted dead.
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Zoro comes across a personal ad written by the ship’s lovelorn cook. He decides to pose as the ideal woman to reply, but his pursuit of entertainment is met with more than he expects.
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04 Dec 2025
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"Man is Sanji grateful for all of that training NASA forced him through. Not that he’s ever been out of shape a day in his life, but it’s not like martial arts really prepares people for situations like this one. It’s not like NASA specifically trained him for it either, but close-fucking-enough.
He’ll have to remember to give them a good Yelp review: Five stars, astronaut training was a bit intense, but it sure did come in handy when I was left stranded on Mars!”
Or: its The Martian, featuring Sanji's survival skills and Zoro's inability to admit he cares about the damn Cook.
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24 Nov 2025