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    After three exorcisms, a mountain of paperwork, and a few golden hours of bringing Nanami dangerously close to a stroke, he was finally alone.

    He fidgeted on his bed for a while, before picking up his phone, uttering the question that had been bothering him ever since he saw that shocked, scandalized, aroused look on your face this morning.

    “Hey Siri, what’s a mating press?”

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    30 Jan 2026

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    "Your husband can't please your pussy the way I can."

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    To fix your sexual frustrations, a hot and tattooed therapist ends up unexpectedly between your thighs.

    act i. he loves me, he loves me not
    act ii. house of cards
    act iii. the other side of paradise

    NOTES:
    Cross-Posted on Wattpad (Republished, Original Removed) and Tumblr @jiminjamms
    Every AO3/Tumblr chapter combines two to three of my Wattpad chapters, hence the shorter chapter count!
    AO3 also adds random spaces around italicized words, and apologies for other grammatical errors.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    PLEASE READ TAGS BEFORE PROCEEDING. CONTINUE READING AT YOUR OWN RISK.

    Reader finds themselves wound up in an argument between the deadly Fatui Harbingers, Tartaglia and Scaramouche.

    ✧ ・ ゚ : * ✧ ・ ゚ : *

    Chapter 1: Introduction (Gender-neutral) ✔
    Chapter 2: Female reader route ✔
    Chapter 3: Male reader route ✔
    Chapter 4: Gender-neutral route ✔

    ✧ ・ ゚ : * ✧ ・ ゚ : *

    Each route will have a different (or combination of) series of events 😩✨💦

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    19 Aug 2025

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    Childe usually takes the trouble to steer clear of Liyue’s brothels.

    If asked, he’d say that it’s because his time is better spent gathering information for the Tsaritsa, that splurging on the prostitutes of Liyue is disgraceful for a Harbinger. He’s a loyal subject, someone who thinks only of combat—and yet when he finally meets you, all that goes out the window.

    After a single meeting, all Childe can think about is your stunning smile, your playful demeanor, the intoxicating scent of your perfume.

    And how badly he wants to fuck you.

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    19 Aug 2025

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    Desperate times force you to disguise yourself and join the kingsguard. When a suspicious string of crimes strike the palace, however, Captain Katsuki Bakugou starts paying extra close attention.

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    15 Mar 2025