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b.is.for.bitch:: henrys a little bitch baby
ladycatherine: I don’t need to talk bad about Henry to feel good about myself.
ladycatherine: But you are correct.
b.is.for.bitch: catherine saying I’m right? lord there has been a miracle in this gc tonight
qween.of.cleves: I took screenshots for you babe
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Or, Parr makes a group chat with the queens to vent about how Henry is trash, and they are all amazing women who become friends and support each other.
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Hugs Not Accepted by anxiousbutcaffeinated
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic, Fruits Basket
07 Apr 2021
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Neil goes from living in a tent in the woods to living in a spacious house with three rowdy, zodiac possessed boys, what could go wrong?
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To All The Games I've Played Before by anxiousbutcaffeinated
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic, To All the Boys I've Loved Before Series - Jenny Han, To All the Boys I've Loved Before (Movies)
24 Jun 2020
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Lara Jean baked her boyfriend cookies because she loves him. His teammates love her baking, but she'll only hand them over if they ask nicely. That's not really Andrew's vibe.
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Hermione Granger is supposed to be focused on her thesis, not losing her mind over a mysterious tattooed Instagram biker with too many thirsty fans.
Draco Malfoy is supposed to be normal, just another student at UCL. Definitely not running said anonymous account.But between chaotic study sessions, late-night rides, and the Chaos Coven cheering from the sidelines, keeping secrets gets complicated. Especially when blurry selfies, cryptic captions, and way too much sexual tension start blurring the line between online mystery and real-life romance.
A social media AU full of banter, slow-burn tension, and more caffeine than anyone should legally consume.
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20 Aug 2025
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Hunted by Voldemort, Hermione and Harry make a last stand in Godric's Hollow. When the Boy-Who-Lived lives no more, Hermione is thrown back in time into another battle where she has a chance to save not only Harry, but another Potter. — Begins Mid Deathly Hallows, AU going forward.
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13 Aug 2025
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Too much loss and too much suffering drove a desperate Hermione Granger to make a bid for a different outcome. Albus Dumbledore had once told her that it was dangerous to meddle with time, but Hermione was willing to sacrifice everything--up to and including herself--to change fate and create a better world for those she loved.
Perhaps she ought to have asked Dumbledore to clarify the dangers of meddling with time.
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11 Aug 2025
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Hermione stopped walking. Her eyes scanned back up the roster until they found the name that she initially mistook for a typo.
Draco Malfoy….Beater.
She could comprehend the words, the name and the meaning. She understood that his name being on the roster meant he was the starting Beater for England’s national team, but for whatever reason, when her eyes ran over the black ink, her brain could not articulate any emotions or reaction.
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20 Jul 2025
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The fields were quiet. Too quiet. Even the birds had gone still.
Frerin reached down, brushing his fingers along the deep gouges in the dirt. His hand came away black.
“That’s not mud,” Dwalin muttered.
From behind the hedgerow, a low growl echoed.
Then came the screech. sharp, guttural, inhuman.
And just like that, the Shire was no longer safe. Belladonna Baggins never asked for more dwarves in her garden, or danger in her hills, but fate has never been much for courtesy.
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With Thorin Oakenshield now an awkward fixture in Bag End (and a very large one, at that), Bilba is doing her best to preserve her quiet Shire routines. But with her adopted sons Fili and Kili caught between blood and belonging, and new visitors arriving at her door with more baggage than luggage, peace is harder to maintain than ever.Series
- Part 2 of Thieves Trilogy
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30 Jun 2025