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Hongjoong doesn’t notice until a sharp chin hooks over his shoulder and Wooyoung says, “It is ass o’clock. What the fuck is wrong with both of you? Are we filming a porno here?”
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part time pussy hustle by aphilologicalbatman
Fandoms: 莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV)
16 Feb 2026
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Li Xiangyi forces Liangyi Xianzi to teach him the Dragon Phoenix Shift for the obvious reason.
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It’s probably a good thing Jongho isn’t home to listen to Wooyoung pleading desperately to get railed. Poor Jongho doesn’t deserve to be subjected to that.
“Hyung, if you don’t get your cock in me, I will scream until the neighbors come to find out who you’re murdering, I swear to god. They will arrest you for killing me if you don’t dick me down. ‘Captain of ATEEZ imprisoned for murder of fellow member, specifically the hottest one.’ I can see the headlines now, Hongjoong—”
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You can’t miss what you never had, but Seonghwa missed him anyway.
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The Things We Can and Cannot Say by aphilologicalbatman
Fandoms: 莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV)
21 Jun 2025
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When Fang Duobing is 23, he breaks up with Li Lianhua and Di Feisheng. They stay friends. And that’s good enough, isn’t it?
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A variety of fics that were intended to be longer/better/stronger and never made it to editing. Each is presented more or less as it was in my dead WIPs folder.
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Sometimes a man and his bro invent a whole lot of deeply unethical products to sell in the jianghu.
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Plant Times with Wangxian by aphilologicalbatman, pumpkinpaix, quigonejinn, SputnikCentury
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
15 Apr 2021
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Lan Zhan, Wei Ying, and their ever-growing collection of house plants.
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orchidverse by aphilologicalbatman
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jan 2022
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Casting of the Wine by inabathrobe (aphilologicalbatman)
Fandom Classical Greece and Rome History & Literature RPF
23 Dec 2010
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your voice in the back of my head by zippkat
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Jul 2020
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Xingchen had known, known who Xue Yang was, what he had done, and still—he’d taken him into his bed. He’d let Xue Yang touch him, for—years, months, Song Lan didn’t know how long. Couldn’t bring himself to ask. It burned in him, the idea of the two of them, of Xue Yang’s hands, bloodstained, stroking over Xingchen’s skin, touching him, inside him—
“I told Xue Yang that we all have pasts, that only who you become matters. Who you choose to be now,” Xiao Xingchen had told him, that first day. “Do you not agree? Is there not a possibility for change, for new life, in everyone?”
“But—him?” Song Lan had said, Fuxue vibrating in his grip with his need to punish Xue Yang, to separate him from Xiao Xingchen. His whole life taken from him, all the innocents murdered, everyone he’d grown up with, and the man responsible, the man who’d blinded Song Lan--
“We either mean it, or we don’t,” Xingchen had said. Unsaid: and if we don’t, there’s nothing left for any of us. Nothing left for you, Song Lan.- Language:
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Bookmarked by aphilologicalbatman
25 Oct 2020
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the one where they dp xxc and it's Very Good
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The Relative Merits of the Scroll and the Codex by allheadybooks for inabathrobe (aphilologicalbatman)
Fandoms: Lewis (TV)
22 Dec 2013
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They do the interview in the office, at least, instead of the interrogation room. Lewis steps out to put the kettle on, and comes back with two cups of hot, sweet tea.
"Now," Lewis says. "Start from the beginning."
(Set post-season 6.)
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Bookmarked by inabathrobe (aphilologicalbatman)
01 Jan 2014

