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He picks up the call while he's at it. “Mydei!” He squawks in greeting, face flushed. He doesn't know if it's from the running or the reminder of Mydei's scandalous photos. “What was—”
“Deliverer,” Mydei cuts him off with a sultry but desperate-sounding drawl, but what really makes Phainon’s thoughts turn to static is the wet squelching noises in the background. “Are you—hah—still having that meeting?”
Or, Mydei wants to film a sex tape while he's pregnant.
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“So come on! Please help your girl out.” said Cipher in a panic, ”You just gotta show up, talk for a bit, then just say that you guys wouldn’t work out.”
Mydei let out a deep sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose in resignation. “Let me get this straight,” he finally said, still staring at the girl in disbelief. “You downloaded a sugar-dating app and catfished an old man using my face and body without my knowledge or permission?!”
“I only did it for fun! I didn’t expect that he would actually—”
“—and you expect me to help you and act like I was really the one he’d been texting for the past six months?!”
Absolutely unbelievable. Then again, Mydei should’ve known based on the countless expensive gifts, jewelry, and flowers that kept piling up in their apartment room—things Cipher liked to hoard.
“Uh…Yes?”
Or; Tired College Student Mydei becomes an unwilling sugar baby to one of the most powerful men in the country.
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Phainon looks like the type who knows what he’s doing: the type who makes sweet love, the kind that twists your stomach in fat knots and has your eyes swell up because you finally feel cared for, that breaks you down into unrecognisable pieces to be tossed at sea like ashes.
Mydeimos thinks of how many people Phainon’s hands have touched before him, younger and prettier than him, all gathered at the bottom of these breathtaking ocean eyes, and he thinks he’s not a people’s person but he could see himself becoming a Phainon’s person.
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Mydei gains a stalker who enjoys having his way with him every night.
He definitely isn't complain about it
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- Part 4 of Phaidei Shenanigans
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27 Feb 2026
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Mydei’s Accidental Guide to Parenthood by FourNineSix
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
16 Mar 2026
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“Long story short, Mydei’s messing with a DILF.”
Titans strike him down now.
Or, Mydei shouldn't have asked for a job to randomly appear in his life if he couldn't deal with the repercussions.