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    Jim wrote a romance novel just to prove he could. Then someone leaked it on the public Starfleet server, and suddenly his embarrassingly smutty and sentimental Human/Vulcan love story is all over campus. Luckily for Jim, no one knows that he’s the author. Unluckily for Jim, someone forwarded the novel to the staff of the Vulcan embassy. Now, every Vulcan in San Francisco is reassessing the logical merits of taking Human bondmates.

     

    Spock reads a Human/Vulcan romance novel because he can hardly avoid it. Suddenly, he is consumed by the need to locate the author, ascertain their wellbeing, and instruct them in the way of Vulcan mating bonds. Luckily for Spock, it doesn't take long to identify the author as Jim Kirk. Unluckily for Spock, Jim is unconscious and surrounded by interested Vulcans who also read the book.

     

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    21 Jan 2026

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    He was smiling. At Tom Riddle. He was going to get murdered before the year ends, he just knows.

    Alternate universe/Post-Hogwarts. warnings: mature themes, drinking, swearing. An adult Harry Potter with all his knowledge and experience is transported to his 23yo body in a universe with no war.

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    23 Sep 2025

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    The silhouette is backlit from the headlights on the Mini Cooper and he’s maybe hit his head harder than he thought because it almost looks like…

    “Merlin?”

    And Merlin feels as though his heart is exploding in his chest because that voice and his real name and as he looks up...the golden hair reflected in the light from the car.

    Arthur Pendragon is standing, completely starkers, in the middle of the road leading up to Lake Avalon.

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    30 Jul 2025

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    Unofficial full title: "Plugged (Or, How Peter Learned to Stop Worrying and Get It On)"

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    "So let me get this straight," Deadpool says slowly. "Your Spidey powers are tweaking, and the only solution you've found is... jerking off?"

    Peter flushes hot. "That about sums it up, yeah."

    Deadpool's mask does something complicated. "And this is a problem how?"

    "Well, it's not like I can do anything in public," Peter points out, hunching his shoulders in embarrassment. "And it's not really sustainable to, uh, do it that much. As I've learned."

    Deadpool hums and looks out over the city. "I... may have some ideas."

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    Thanks to his powers going haywire, Peter can't focus unless he's getting off. Wade volunteers as tribute.

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    30 Jul 2025

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    In which Jaskier is a River god and has a large protective family of other River gods. Geralt has no idea what he’s let himself in for.

    Art by the amazing Aro

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    12 Jul 2025