assortedmagicrings
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Master and Padawan have established routines to unwind.
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Gave Both Sides of Me by assortedmagicrings
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
03 May 2023
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The Fellowship is reunited in Ithilien and spends some quiet time together before returning to Minas Tirith. It soon becomes clearer that the quest left more than visible marks on Frodo.
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Let 's just try this by assortedmagicrings
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
12 Jan 2022
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In which Frodo is too horny for his own good and Sam struggles with his dom-tendencies.
The lads are very tender with each other. Mind the tags.Follows 'Put Your Hands on Me'. Reading previous part is recommended.
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- Part 3 of The Hobbits Like to Fuck
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Dresses and Winter Nights by assortedmagicrings
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
25 Oct 2021
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Post-quest hobbit polycule. Frodo is recovering from an illness, Sam, Merry, Pippin, and Fatty are there to take care of him. Pippin shows them her new dress and Frodo talks a little bit about growing up trans. Tenderness and sex ensue.
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- Part 2 of The Hobbits Like to Fuck
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Put Your Hands on Me by assortedmagicrings
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
29 Aug 2021
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The young Mr. Baggins of Bag End throws special parties at specific invite only. Sam is his favourite guest.
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- Part 1 of The Hobbits Like to Fuck
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The Hobbits Like to Fuck by assortedmagicrings
Fandom: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
12 Jan 2022
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They’ve been on four dates, and Martin has been an absolute gentleman every time they go out, has held open doors and pulled out chairs and kissed Jon sweetly on the cheek every night before they’d part ways, which is why Jon says yes when Martin asks if he wants to go back to Martin’s flat.
“I’ve got a roommate,” Martin states belatedly while they’re in the cab. “Is that okay?”
Maybe that should have tipped him off.
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26 Aug 2025
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you're not a religious person (but) by isozyme
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Aug 2019
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"I'm in a bit of a pickle, my dear," Aziraphale said over the telephone.
Crowley was seized by immediate fury. Not even a decade, and they're at it again, he thought viciously. You'd think they'd be embarrassed enough to stay out of things for a few centuries at least, after botching the apocalypse like that.
"Who's done something to you?" hissed Crowley.
"Ah," said Aziraphale, in the quiet tone of someone who didn't mean to learn someone else's secrets and was mildly sheepish about it. "This crossword clue -- I'm stuck -- 1980s French fencer, thought you might know. It's eight letters and has a Q in it."
"Trinquet," Crowley snapped, in the tone of someone who had revealed one of his secrets and was annoyed about it.
An account pertaining to the cultivation of figs, the ecstasy of St. Theresa of Avila, the ontological uncertainty of mammoths, the nature of temptation, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the ten years following the end of the world.
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20 Aug 2023
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Aziraphale, it seemed, was being forced, and not for the first time, to sup with the devil – or rather, not the devil, obviously, but certainly a member of his senior management team. Still. He was exceedingly thirsty.
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12 Aug 2023
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A compilation of twitter drabbles, prompts, worldbuilding, and miscellany.
Bookmarked by assortedmagicrings
23 Nov 2022
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In which Jon and Martin pet some cows, try their best, and get frisky sometimes (a lot).
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Bookmarked by assortedmagicrings
14 Nov 2022