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  1. Public Bookmark 59

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    It's a big universe, ripe for the Empire's taking and Captain Kirk is the best in the business at the art of taking things for the Empire. Armed with a phaser, a dagger, and a mostly emotionless Vulcan, Kirk conquers every shithole star the universe can throw at him.

    He's not gonna let a pesky thing like love get in his way. Not when there's beautiful people to fuck, assholes to blast into atomic dust, and a starship crew that listens when he gets to bark out his favorite order:

    "Kill everything!"

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    08 May 2026

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    It’s time for the Enterprise’s performance evaluation. Too bad that on this ship, ‘normal’ gets a whole new meaning.

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    04 May 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    “What is your purpose in denigrating me?” asked Spock.

    The other man raised an eyebrow. “You may believe me or not, but I wish to help you. You are, after all, me, though a different incarnation of the same excellent qualities. It would be gratifying to send you back to your universe…improved.”

    Spock lifted his chin. “A transformation into you would not be an improvement.”

    “And yet, I have dominated you since you entered my room,” purred the duplicate, serenely. “You are uncomfortable. Maybe even afraid.”

    “Fear is an emotion,” said Spock.

    “That is as good as a confession, from you,” said his counterpart. “You fear me, maybe even envy me. I don’t know how things are in your universe, but I cannot imagine additional confidence would not be useful.” His hand trailed down the rank stripes on Spock’s sleeve. “I am first officer. You are not. But you could be.”

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    04 May 2026

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    Spock wants Jim to fuck him. Jim thinks Spock wants to kill him. In the Mirror Universe, this is what passes for a romantic comedy.

    Or: five times Mirror Kirk thought he was going to get murdered during sex (but wasn’t), and the time he finally figures out why.

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    02 May 2026

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    Five times Jim tried to throw Spock a holiday party . . . and the one time Spock turned the tables on him.

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    03 May 2026

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