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If You're Bi and He's Bi, Who's Flying the Batplane? by Icannotthinkofapenname
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
11 Oct 2022
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Jason is nervous to come out to his father, so his big brother opts to make is own announcement to break the ice.
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Dick strolled up to Bruce as he worked at the Batcomputer with confidence Jason couldn't imagine. “Hey Bruce.”
“Yes, chum?” Bruce responded, calmly sipping his coffee as he scrolled through updates on the Batcomputer without even looking up.
“I’m Bi.”
The Batman choked on his coffee, sputtering and spewing the hot drink onto the computer in shock. “WHAT?!” Bruce whirled around in his chair, soaked in coffee, and eyes looking panicked and angry.
“What the fuck is that reaction?” Dick snarled back in response, tugging Jason behind him and blustering up into full on Fight-Bruce mode. “YOU'RE BI TOO!”
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18 Dec 2025
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if you can't trust your partner (who can you trust?) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Teen Titans (Comics), DCU, Nightwing (Comics), DCU (Comics)
03 Apr 2017
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It's not the first time a villain has kissed Nightwing on the field.
It's just the first time Wally has noticed how it affects his boyfriend. The first time after years of friendship that he's cared.
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18 Dec 2025
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5 Times Superbat Had Sex and the One Time They Admitted It Was More by April_Blooms
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DC Extended Universe, Superman - All Media Types, Superman/Batman (Comics), Superman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
22 Jul 2021
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The first time, they are young and dumb, and it's Ivy's Pollen that does it. It was a mistake. It will never happen again.
Second time, Jason is dead, and Bruce just needs to feel anything to know he is still alive.
Third time, the Javalin is stuck in a time stasis bubble. The equivalent of two years is too long to resist.
The fourth time, they're just glad to be alive. They mean more to each other than they ever thought they would, but they have duties and obligations and they can't get out.
The fifth time is the worst yet. Bruce's fiance has left him. Clark's wife and son are just downstairs. This is painful, this is wrong. It needs to come to an end.
Or, the 5 times Bruce and Clark had sex, and how they finally realized that they needed more.
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11 Dec 2025
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I Wanna by BuckinghamAlice
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
09 Sep 2013
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Fifteen year old Bruce Wayne is sent to spend the summer in Smallville with the Kents. Though he is initially unhappy, he and Clark find themselves becoming friends and feeling sparks fly.
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09 Dec 2025
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meet me in smallville by briellajade
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
05 Aug 2025
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Bruce is real.
He’s a real person, a real boy laying in Clark’s bed, safe and sound, here in Smallville where nothing and nobody will hurt him.
Not as long as Clark’s nearby anyway.
Clark longs to reach out and touch him, there on his cheek. He longs to run his knuckles over the softness of it ever so slowly, so he can truly feel the heat of his skin, and have that heat transferred over to his own body.
Clark blinks.
That’s…weird. Isn’t it?
Clark shouldn’t be thinking like that. Do friends think of things like that?
A worried Clark invites Bruce to visit Smallville for Pumpkin Fest. Neither of them understand what it means until it's too late. They won't be able to go back.
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09 Dec 2025