badpunning
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i feel like i'm falling for the first time by heeseungmin (badpunning)
Fandoms: ENHYPEN (Band)
10 Jan 2026
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“It’s beautiful, though, isn’t it?” Jongseong says.
Normally Heeseung would poke fun at his romantic tendencies, tease him a bit. It’s how they work; Jongseong is earnest and Heeseung deflects. It’s a back-and-forth they’ve mastered over the years they’ve known each other. But this time, standing in the steadily falling snow of late November, Heeseung can’t bring himself to be anything but honest.
“Yeah,” he says, eyes on the sky but his mind elsewhere. “It is.”
Heeseung and Jongseong and the first snow, over the years.
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i'll take responsibility and take you anywhere by heeseungmin (badpunning)
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
02 Jan 2026
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Hyunjin blushes prettily and opens the car door. He steps out and begins to close the door before suddenly leaning back in. “Really. Thank you. Somehow this was exactly what I needed. You’ll get your five stars.”
“I wasn’t doing it for the stars.”
Five times Changbin is Hyunjin’s Uber driver and one time he isn’t.
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It’s a combination of things, really, that make it hard for Heeseung to bite Jongseong today. There’s the aggressive yet controlled energy the move requires, mixing passion and precision. There’s the underlying discomfort in grabbing your friend and pretending to bite his neck, trying to make it seem as realistic as possible. And finally, maybe tripping up Heeseung the most, there's his feelings for Jongseong.
Preparations for the 2022 Melon Music Awards aren’t going well.
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“Heeseung-ah,” Jeongin fixes her with a judgemental look, “you’re dressed like a frat boy. And not even a fashionable one.”
“Yeah, Seungie, if you want to impress a fashion design major you really can’t be going out like that. You want to be a fuckable babe, not a charity case,” Beomgyu chimes in.
Heeseung looks down at her current outfit. Old jeans, flannel around her waist, t-shirt with the neck cut out. Beanie over her grown out roots. Frat boy stoner vibes off the charts, unfortunately.
“Fine,” she sighs, rolling her eyes. “I give you permission to make me pretty.”
Operation Get Heeseung A Girl (Not Any Girl, Just Park Jongseong)
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He’s surprised when he hears it. It’s soft. Almost wistful. Longing, but content. Bittersweet.
It’s undoubtedly romantic.
Heeseung feels like his heart has been ripped in half.
Jongseong helps Heeseung with a song for his mixtape. Heeseung spirals.
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Shadowhand Essek of den Thelyss has been stripped of both title and den in all but name, but Light forbid he forget his manners. Even if his betrothed is, apparently, a woman with enough skin left bare to make him lower his gaze out of respect for her modesty.
[In which an arrangement between the Cobalt Soul and the Dynasty to foster peace between nations becomes a cover for exile, betrayal, and espionage, and perhaps even--at the end of it all--a real marriage.]
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15 Jan 2026
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the other things that make us by saturdaysky for LadyOrpheus
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
22 Aug 2021
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Essek returns, when he can, to the sanctuary of Caleb's home. The peace of it is a balm against the tedious peril of the road, which has more misery to share than Essek had ever thought. It's nice to have a place where he can lose himself: in a book, in arcane study, in the confusing allure of Caleb's smile.
It's nice. And the cats miss him, Caleb says.
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- Part 1 of the other things that make us
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15 Jan 2026
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Caleb will remember, with perfect, terrible clarity, the exact moment that Essek dies.
It cannot end like this. It will not end like this.
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15 Jan 2026
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OPERATION: HOT BOI LIBERATION (or: How I Spent My Spring Break in Rexxentrum, by Verin of Den Thelyss) by CatgirlTheCrazy
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
17 Apr 2022
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The more Verin dug into it, the more convinced he became. Essek had spent an inordinate amount of time with the Mighty Nein when they came to Rosohna. Done all sorts of strange favors for them. Ferried them all over Wildemount. Arranged visits with prisoners in the Dungeon of Penance. Let them dig up his yard. Descended into Aeor with them, unaccompanied. Accepted invitations to dinner. Let one of them hug him. In public. More than once.
Mind control. It had to be.
Verin gets it into his head that Essek has been kidnapped by the Mighty Nein (specifically Caleb), and sets out on a solo rescue mission to Rexxentrum.
Hijinks ensue.
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14 Jan 2026
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Essek is not as subtle as he thinks he is.
(Caleb's perspective on Essek's illness).
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14 Jan 2026