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The empire will fall unless Court Mage Jimin finds the Chosen One and brings him back to the capital to take up arms against the crown's enemies. Jimin travels over the mountain, through the mosquitos, and past the leeches to a sleepy village where the Chosen One resides.
When he finally tracks down the Chosen One, a handsome shepherd named Kim Seokjin, Jimin explains his glorious destiny and the Chosen One simply... declines.
Kim Seokjin is busy with his sheep and his friends and tending to his garden. He doesn't have time to abandon all this to become the Chosen One. So Jimin is going to have to convince him that his destiny is written in the stars.
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04 Jul 2024
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Jungkook is all ready to back out of the room with Taehyung in tow when he registers what the droning voiceover on the video is saying.
“When seeing an alpha through rut for the first time, let’s remember this important acronym—”
Jimin stabs the spacebar with one finger to pause the video.
“Well,” Taehyung says. “Well, well, well.”
Jimin’s face has gone a very attractive pink. “Don’t say a word,” he threatens.
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14 May 2024
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There’s an art to building a joke, a clinical method only practice and years of training can turn into mastery.
First comes the setup. You set the mood for the audience, lure them into thinking this is a perfectly normal character, a perfectly mundane situation. That way, they can picture a clear image in their head, relate to the scene.
Then, you have the punchline.
The setup of this story is this: Man writes a routine out of anger against an injustice and goes viral.
The punchline? Yoongi hasn’t figured that part out yet.(Or Comedian Min Yoongi goes viral after an acerbic routine on nation’s son-in-law Kim Seokjin’s public outing.)
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Namjoon pales. “Oh my god.”
“Oh my god,” Hoseok’s eyes widen.
“Oh my god!” A cry from the screen, where the twenty-year-old version of Namjoon is currently getting railed within an inch of his life.
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Omega Namjoon and his sorta-new alpha boyfriend Hoseok decide to try out mutual masturbation, the kinkiest thing they've done in their new sex life. But what happens when they stumble across a hardcore porn video Namjoon filmed back when he was a leaner and smaller college-aged omega?
Surely, now that Namjoon's all broad and muscled up, he's not into omega-domination sex like that anymore.
Right?
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04 Nov 2023
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Taehyung said it was a joke, and that he only meant to buy one for fun. He and Jimin laughed like it was funny. He said that he was drunk when he did it and an accident but Jungkook doesn't think it was an accident. He’s not sure how someone could buy seven boxes of DIY clone-your-own-dick kits and say it was an accident.
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19 Oct 2023