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you can't take a picture of this, it's already gone by dracoismytrashson (JGogoboots)
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
09 Dec 2024
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“How was it?” Dean asks, and Sam instantly regrets playing along with this. He knows what Dean is asking.
Were they better than me? Did you think about me while you fucked them?
“Stop,” Sam says, quiet but firm.
“What? I’m just bonding with my baby brother, just catching up. You take it, give it, suck their cocks, they suck yours? How did it go?”
“Stop.” Sam squeezes his eyes shut, trying to forget his sophomore year of college, Dean drunk and panting on the phone, Sam locking his dorm room door and—
(A season one AU where Sam and Dean were sleeping together before Sam left for Stanford. A mixture of codas, scene rewrites, and new scenes because I had a mighty need to make their s1 tension even more loaded. <3 )
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27 Jan 2026
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dean used to turn tricks. over a decade later, he met cas.
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02 Jan 2026
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Dean sees an advertisement for Sam's preferred brand of boxers, which claim that they're designed for those well-endowed in the genital area. Following this, Dean spends an inordinate amount of time obsessing over whether Sam's dick is bigger than his, and then just obsessing over Sam's dick.
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20 Dec 2025
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“Are you serious, Dean? Your djinn-dream started with you dying?” Sam asks incredulously from the passenger seat on the way back to the bunker.
“Well, technically it started with us going on a hunt,” Dean points out. He licks his lips, jaw clenching. “I mean, there was Heaven, too, and that was pretty cool.”
Sam stares at him. “Unbelievable,” he breathes, scrunching his face up in distaste. When Dean glares at him, he holds his hands up defensively and chuckles weakly. “Sorry, man, but that just sounds pretty lame.” He leans back and folds his arms. “It just…I dunno. Kinda sounds like something Chuck would cook up. Just you and me. No one else. I mean, really?” He scoffs, slumping.
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In which some people come back, Cas learns to be human (the right way, this time), Dean Winchester finally realizes that good things do happen, and they all get their version of the post-credits, apple-pie life they deserved.
AKA: Screw Chuck's narrative.
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Bookmarked by barnkaetzchen
05 Nov 2025
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A high-stakes game of ‘gay chicken’ and the easiest $300 Cas thinks he’ll ever make.
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“I bet that you couldn’t go around letting people think we were a couple without correcting them,” Cas says, grinning. "I bet you a hundred dollars that you couldn’t last two weeks."
“You know what, screw it, I could do with a laugh,” Dean says. "So what, we pretend to be a couple for two weeks or until one of us cracks?"
“Until you crack.”
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03 Nov 2025