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Varric Tethras, successful smut-peddler and true idiot, has been nominated for a prestigious literary award given by the most important critic in Thedas: The Randy Dowager. Worried that the dazzling dwarf of the flowing chest hair on his book jackets will not match the flannel-wearer that he is, he must tote along his smoke show best friend, Marian Hawke, in the guise of his lover to keep up appearances as erotica's favorite sybarite. This plan would be a hell of a lot easier to pull off if he wasn't head over tit in love with her.
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You Don't Have to Earn It, I'm Giving It Free by bastarddotcom
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
23 May 2020
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Immediately following the confrontation with his father in Redcliffe, Dorian considers how he's grown from his past, and what pieces of it he will carry forever. He also considers Kieren Lavellan, his best friend and holder of his heart, and what's been standing between them all this time.
Like, pound for pound much of this is porn. Some of it is brooding, but most of it is smooching. I just wanted my boy to be happy.
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A Wisp of Curiosity by modeoheim
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games)
01 Dec 2024
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Rook attends a necromancy conference with an old friend, Bellara. Rook is no mage, and they aren't a fan of several prestigious scholars like Bellara is, but there's panels, things to buy, even a fancy charity gala hosted by Emmrich Volkarin. Before all that, though, Rook makes a surprising discovery in an out-of-the-way bathroom that sends their weekend a little off the rails.
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21 Jan 2025
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Heart Says Go by FoxNonny
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Inquisition
28 Sep 2018
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Garrett Hawke is a university TA who's looking for true love. Marian Hawke is just trying to do her job without killing anyone on set. No one seems to know how to deal with their feelings like adults, but the Kirkwall Crew is there to help one another out regardless, for better or for worse.
Things to expect: Isabela setting Garrett up with poorly-chosen Tinder dates, Garrett enlisting the help of the cute white-haired barista with a mysterious past to survive said dates, Carver flirting poorly with an oblivious Merrill, and Anders listening to hipster music while trying to come up with a way to effectively protest, well, everything.
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- Part 1 of Kirkwall - Vancouver, BC
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13 Sep 2024
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Colonel Bull Ashkaari makes an offer of marriage to his dear friend, Mr. Dorian Pavus. While his method of proposal is unconventional, he knows there could be no misunderstanding. He is quite sure of it. Indeed.
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A second regency holiday-ish story about misunderstandings that one person asked for.
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- Part 2 of Misunderstandings
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24 Nov 2021
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Of Christmases and Marooned Vulcans by oddthesungod
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
27 Sep 2021
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A First Contact AU story in which one James T. Kirk and one Leonard H. McCoy attempt to have a uneventful Christmas in a cabin in the woods but end up with a marooned Vulcan in their hands.
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An Invitation You Can't Decline by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jun 2019
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“I have standards,” Aziraphale huffed.
“Don’t I know it,” Crowley sighed. And then, like he’d done it a hundred times before, he covered Aziraphale’s hand with his.
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05 Jun 2021