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Greed's guide to making friends (with step by step instructions) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
03 Jun 2020
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Ed is a weird roommate, but Ling didn't really mind too much.
Well, until hanging out with Ed ends up with him getting possessed.
Or when Ed's life is a disaster in any universe, and Ling gets dragged in by mistake.
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26 Jan 2023
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After a bitter divorce, you move back to the city you grew up in and get an apartment. In the beginning, the only friend you really have is your cat. Despite all your best efforts to the contrary, you befriend (and fall in love with) the doorman in your apartment, and he introduces you to the people you end up calling family.
Somewhere in your new life, there is a nightmare in the shape of strange notes, vague threats, and phone calls in the middle of the night. Can your beloved keep you safe, or is happily ever after destined to be cut short?
(AU Where Dorian is a Doorman at a city high-rise apartment. A bunch of the Dateables are living in the apartment.)
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24 Jan 2026
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Kabru finds his eyes glued to the video. Most people who defend monsters online, he’s found, know shit about them. They live in sheltered cities, far away from any actual dungeons, and the closest they’ve come to seeing a real monster is in an Elven-made VR game. They’ve never died from a basilisk’s fangs in their throat.
But this guy seems different.
Kabru taps over to the comment section of the video. Normally he avoids them, but this might actually be relevant to his research.
wait lol isn’t this the dragon dildo guy
Kabru blinks at the top rated comment.
(Or: Laios reviews monster sex toys online and Kabru is a tired grad student.)
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01 Apr 2024
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He is neither beast nor god.
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24 Jan 2026
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And if you have powder, give me a spark by Tibblers
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
23 Jan 2026
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Prometheus offers Melinoë to take the night off from her task. Drawn to him as she is, she accepts.
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23 Jan 2026