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The first official meeting between Anakin Skywalker and the Hero with no Fear fan club, 5th executive Coruscant Campus branch by Artootie (baxty_154)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
20 Jun 2022
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‘Lei, remember that pact we made in Auntie ‘Soka’s treehouse when we were 12? I’m cashing it in right now.’
‘…Luke, I don’t care how embarrassing this is, I am NOT helping you run away and change your identity! We agreed that was only applicable for a level 6 crisis and this is a level 3 at most!’
‘Have you considered that I’m having a level 6 emotional crisis?’
All in all, Leia thought, watching the parade of her dad’s plastic butt get dangerously close, this could not get any worse.
Or, in other words - Leia Skywalker-Naberrie is not interested in taking a pamphlet. The Hero with no Fear fan club strongly objects.
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how to deal with the unfortunate matter of your parents being sex icons by Artootie (baxty_154)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
29 May 2022
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“You know it’s strange,” his new roommate threw back over his shoulder. “You actually look pretty similar to Anakin Skywalker.” He straightened The Poster lovingly and patted the shiny pecs again.
Luke squeaked and cleared his throat, desperate for a distraction so he could flee to scream with Leia. “Uh yeah, about that…”
And as if the Force itself had heard him, the door swung open.
Enter stage left, Anakin Skywalker carrying a mini fridge.
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Old Ben Kenobi's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Artootie (baxty_154)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV)
22 Mar 2022
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“Bail my friend, why are, why are children so slippery? I mean- I mean emotionally speaking but also, you know, uh- physically.”
“Obi-Wan!’ he hissed, enunciating clearly. “Where. Is. Luke.”
“Luke? Oh, Luke! Luke is, uh… he’s… kidnapped?”
And with those words, Bail felt his day truly spiral out of his feeble control.
“What do you mean Luke is kidnapped!”
Also known as that one time Obi Wan accidentally let a 5-year-old Luke get kidnapped, gave Bail Organa a heart attack, and prompted the introduction of the 'No Kenobi's Allowed' rule in the Lars Household.
Recent series
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Luke and Leia Skywalker-Naberrie's Adventures in being totally normal college students by Artootie (baxty_154)
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
20 Jun 2022
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The Republic is saved! The Heroes return home... and 18 years later Luke and Leia Skywalker-Naberrie are faced with a college experience in a world where the events of their birth are taught in history class, their extended family see no problem with invading freshman classes for 'family bonding', and their parents have never dipped below number 3 on the list of 'The Galaxy's sexiest couples'.
Oh fucking hell, may the Force be with them.
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