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“I don’t have sex.”
Agatha’s face screwed up somewhere between delight and incredulity, “You don’t ever?” She scoffed, “As in you’ve never at all? How long have you been here?”
“Since the inception of life itself.”
“And you’ve never fucked?” The way she said it, it did sound a little stupid, “What do you do to pass the time?”
“I scare children,” Death shifted in her chair, still rubbing at the skin of one hand with the other. No wonder Agatha had nowhere to live, she thought. She was unbearable. “Amongst other things.”
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Upon meeting Death, Agatha takes it upon herself to educate her on some of the finer points of being human.
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24 Dec 2025
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Natalie Scatoccio's life is going better than she ever could have expected. Years after being pulled out of her downward spiral by her very persistant friends she finds that she's somehow managed to be functioning adult. She's working consistently, is mostly sober, and is taking her role of aunt very seriously. The last thing she needs is for something, or someone, to come in and mess with her carefully balanced life. Someone like Shauna's college friend who's moving into town, Lottie Matthews, for example.
Or; Lottie moves to be near the rest of the gang with her newly adopted daughter. Handyman Nat gets volunteered to help fix up the old house that she bought.
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13 Dec 2025
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“You gonna sing tonight?”
Nat scoffs. “No.”
“C’mon, it’s fun.”
“I’ll stick to writing songs and not singing them.”
“Come on,” Lottie says, leaning over to nudge Nat’s shoulder. “Singing is a great way to let out pent up feelings.”
Nat nods, watching Van gesture towards the audience of tables filled with other drunk people cheering and singing along, Tai among them, watching with obvious heart eyes.
That’s exactly what I’m afraid of.
“I’m good.”
Lottie puts her glass down on the table, empty. “Suit yourself.”
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Lottie Matthews spotted getting coffee with Taissa Turner and Shauna Shipman, potentially hinting at a Yellowjackets reunion?inside lottie’s walls @lottielvr
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OH MY GOD????louise @taisslut
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Yellowjackets reunion in our lord's year 2021 was NOT on my bingo card but I’ll take it oh my god??Series
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Of all the ways she thought her day might go this never made the list. Sitting in an emergency room getting stitches in her finger instead of being at work. To be fair, she also hadn't anticipated Lottie showing up to ask if she wanted to get married while Nat had a knife in her hand. Sue her for not thinking outside her expectations enough to see it all coming.
Or; Lottie needs a tiny favor from her teammate. What's a little marriage of convenience between friends?
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Lottie's an audiovisual conservator / there's a haunted oral history collection / the tapes (ie: Natalie) shouldn't be talking back.
// OR: The one that's loosely based off Archive 81. (But you don't have to have seen/listened to enjoy. ♡)
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07 Dec 2025