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stop licking my fucking leaves bro we have houseplants at home by birb_brained
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP, Minecraft Speedrunning (MCSR)
02 Apr 2026
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Feinberg @lilguppyinabigpond
aint no WAY this is the guy the heroes have been failing to catch for the past 5 years. His dumbass just got defeated by a PLANT.Incense @number1hero
Oh my god stop being mean to him. He literally says he's hungry in the video??? Everyone has off daysFeinberg @lilguppyinabigpond
You are not a real person holy shitOR:
Frostbite gets a little too hungry on the job and his partner Poisonbriar has to deal with his dumbass. Rowl is starting to wonder if Hax secretly likes the taste of antidote. Feinberg wonders if he should just jump off a bridge. Twitter has its third meltdown of the week.
(You know, the usual.)
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Stay the Night? by birb_brained
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
15 Feb 2026
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“Flux?!” He exclaimed, dumbfounded. “Is- is that you?” His thoughts raced as he tried to piece together what was going on.
“What does it look like?” Fluixon hissed, glaring back at him unsteadily. "What else would I be? Some kind of ghost?"
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Saps is dumbfounded when he find a heavily injured Flux alone on his doorstep, asking for help. He helps, because of course he does. And who can say no to free cuddles?
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Dancing Beneath the Stars by birb_brained
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Sep 2025
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“Emperor Schpood—! My apologies, I didn’t see you there,” he blurted out.
Schpood’s eyes twinkled in amusement, clearly reveling in the fact that he had caught Spyder so off guard when the man was normally so put together.
“Would you grant me the honor of joining you for a dance, Consul Spyder?”
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Woe. Ballroom dancing be upon you (ft. teasing Schpood and a whole lot of banter)
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- Part 1 of Go my Schpyder!
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Pili had no reason not to throw his life on the line for Clownpierce. After all, it’s not like anyone would mourn him if he died. It’s not like he’d be giving up anything important in this fight.
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Pili and Clown’s duel as imagined by me, the angst lover. Pangi is there to torture Pili (and also himself)
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Ros and Tubbo steal Pangi's head. He deals with this completely sanely and normally, of course.
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Go my Schpyder! by birb_brained
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game), State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
22 Sep 2025
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“Have-” a pause, “Ok this is gonna sound weird. But have you guys ever wondered what it actually tastes like? Eating someone, I mean.”
Volt scrunches up their nose, a sour expression forming, but Evbo just hums thoughtfully.
“Better than raw chicken, but not as good as fish. No where near as good as beef. You’re not missing much, really,” he responds.
There is a long, long, incriminating pause, where Seawatt and Volt both sit up very straight and stare at Evbo very intently.
“What,” Seawatt says, slowly.
Or, seawatt, emf and evbo happen to be talking about cannibalism. this leads to a revelation.
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- Part 2 of amber's parkciv and adjacent
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30 Jul 2025
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Evbo cannibalism fic. Seawatt and EMF find out and have a crisis about it
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No one really knows anything about avians in Parkour Civilisation. Or at least, if anyone does know about them, they're not telling Evbo.
This is unfortunate, because Evbo IS an avian. And he gets the sense he's really bad at being one.or, evbo is a duck avian who doesn't know basic wing care. or anything else about being a duck.
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- Part 1 of amber's parkciv and adjacent
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eyes on the road by pitcherpods
Fandoms: House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP, MCSR (Minecraft Speedrunning)
12 Apr 2026
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Silverr knows things about Doogile like the precise curve of his stick blade, that it's a custom one, a hybrid between a couple commercially available options; that he likes the power it gives to his slapshots and the control when he's stickhandling the puck.
Nothing like—his favourite colour. The kind of air freshener he keeps in his car.
"Silverr."
His breath catches, and the guilty twist in his chest feels like he's been caught wanting something he shouldn't. "Yeah?" he ekes out.
Doogile glances over. Eyes him a little weird. "Where's your house?"
Silverr exhales like he's taken a rough check and leans over the console to punch his address into the GPS.
(doogile is the brightest prospect their team has signed in years. no one understands this better than silverr.)
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- Part 1 of there’s nowhere to go but on
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there’s nowhere to go but on by pitcherpods
Fandom House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP, MCSR (Minecraft Speedrunning)
11 Apr 2026
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interconnected vaguely ranked-playoffs-inspired hockey au snippets. updates whenever the demons come back
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“They-” Techno grits out, “They keep telling me to find this kid, Tommy they’re calling him.”
Phil frowns, leaning against the fridge and squinting past the dark, waiting for his eyes to adjust, “Is it… a metaphor or something?”
“Definitely not,” the pink haired hybrid winces, “They keep saying i-”
TECHNOFORGET!
TECHNOFORGOT!
HOW COULD YOU FORGET?!
HE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!
“-That I forgot him or something.”(Where Tommy is a street kid with the power of being forgotten, and Technoblade’s a villain who’s voices never let him forget.)
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Bookmarked by birb_brained
06 May 2026
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Tommy’s cure of being forgotten meets Chat's unstoppable force of memory and willpower
Bedrock bros