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You and Ted are camping at your family’s cabin for the weekend. When the power goes out, Ted chivalrously offers to retrieve extra batteries from the van. With Ted gone, Evil Ted shows up to kill you, not knowing about your love of knife-wielding slashers and thinking that he’s just Ted wanting to indulge in your fantasy.
In other words: the reader being horny saves both yours and Ted's lives.
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05 Aug 2025
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Left with only three other crew mates, it’s a ready expectation that Sanji will start fawning all over Robin in his usual obnoxious way. However, that’s not what happens. Instead, looking wild around the eyes in a way only someone who knows him well would recognize, the cook doesn’t break stride until he’s firmly within Zoro’s orbit and can wrap both hands around his upper arm, clinging tight.
“Hi, darling,” he chirps, his expression desperately conveying that Zoro needs to play along under pain of death. “Did you miss me?”
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27 Oct 2023
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Nico Robin only wants to ask Franky a simple question. It's not like they'll end up fucking in her cabin ten minutes later.
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25 Oct 2023
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There is a Perfect Someone for Everyone by anarchycox
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
09 Sep 2023
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Franky tries to be almost good for the sake of his brother Iceburg. And that being almost good means he agrees to be in a charity auction.
It is a good day when Nico Robin purchases him. A life altering day.
She is gorgeous, cool, and look the last time he had been rescued it had been by Tom, kinda nice to be looked out for by a woman like this.
This can stand alone, you don't need to read the first at all to enjoy this.
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- Part 2 of The Hallmark Yakuza Series
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25 Oct 2023
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It’s the spinning that does it. Eddie couldn’t look away if someone paid him. Every single time it happens, he just stops what he’s doing and stares. Drooling.
Before, it was just kitchen utensils or the baseball bat. Now...now it’s at band practice every day.
As it turns out, Steve can actually keep rhythm really well and while he can’t read music to save his ass, he understands beats and notes like a natural. The problem is- the problem is, that he keeps spinning those fucking drumsticks and Eddie’s gonna jizz in his goddamn jeans one of these days.
OR - Steve becomes the drummer for Corroded Coffin and Eddie can't handle his thirst
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06 Jul 2023