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    Disciple Shen Qingqiu is at the edge of the Abyss and things have gone off script, but don't worry! The System is here to help!

    A disciple Shen Qingqiu/shizun Luo Binghe AU

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    11 May 2025

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    Gojo Satoru is not gay. He’s not.

    He likes tits and asses, and long fucking legs and curves. Long hair and pretty faces. He’s never been into men like - and he should know, he’s been in some kind of sport his whole life, from wrestling to basketball, and now he’s in a frat house. There’s naked dudes around him at all times. If he were fucking gay, he’d know already, but it's the opposite! He gets the heebies jeebies from seeing dicks flop around in the locker room and he likes eating pussy!

    But no one in the world sucks his dick better than Geto Suguru, and Satoru thinks this is monstrously unfair.

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    14 Feb 2025

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    It’s been one hundred and sixty-eight days since Shen Qingqiu ended their courtship. Then they’re assigned to a mission in Jin Lan, and hope rears it’s desperate, foolish head.

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    Warning! Contains: simp!LBH jealous!LBH slick-drunk!LBH, exes reconciling, a murder mystery and bingjiu’s special brand of romance!

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    26 Dec 2024

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    When Shen Qingqiu fails his first mission, he loses the opportunity to unfreeze the OOC function. He has to go through the events of the story in-character as the original goods. He's sure that he's definitely getting human sticked until he stumbles onto a possible solution: if it's out-of-character to not be evil, what if the scum villain got some character development?

    Meanwhile, Luo Binghe is getting paranoid that his Shizun has started being nice to him. In a really mean way.

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    27 Nov 2024

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    “I’ll do it.”

    Shen Qingqiu stares at him blankly for a long moment.

    “You’ll… do what?”

    Yue Qingyuan feels the same way. What did he just suggest? But despite himself, he continues.

    “If you-- if you feel the need to visit a brothel, then-- just come find me instead. I won’t expect anything from you, including gratitude, and I won’t tell anyone about it either. That way it’ll be… it won’t cause you any trouble.”

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    Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu start an arrangement.

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    04 Aug 2024