calmingtea
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Animal Poem by calmingtea, saltyorange (Velaaa) for Landbeorht
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2025
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His rite: fashioning a bow and arrow of bark and of flesh
His compulsion: piercing threads of potential love
His transgression: Hermione Granger
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Under the Mistletoe by calmingtea, Mermaidflete, PandaPatronus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2025
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Hermione Granger had a very tough year. Meddling friends convince her to attend Pansy's Christmas party. Snow ribbons and mistletoe - finding your perfect match might be easier than one would know.
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Hermione Granger's Undetectable Erection Charm by calmingtea, SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Dec 2025
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“I’ll issue several tests throughout the day to confirm the efficacy of the spell, but they won’t require anything from you. Just go about your day as you normally would.”
Eight hours of going about his business and then getting to shag Hermione at the end of it? This was poised to be the easiest day of his life. “Alright. I’ll see you in a bit then.”
“Oh, you most certainly will,” she simpered happily.
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Or: Draco is hopelessly in love with Hermione. Hermione knows this. Hermione is also a little misguided in her response to this.