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    PDS: so Kenobi would have been 23? 24? When the padawan came along?

    WLF: so probably around 22 for conception. They need time to bake.

    PDS: no one can make natborns that young.

    FOX: I’m telling you all. Natborns are REALLY good at making other natborns that young. It’s their specialty.

    (Cal is assigned to do some cultural education with Obi-Wan on board The Negotiator for a few days and Cody and his batch come to some understandable conclusions.)

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    27 Apr 2026

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    What if Bilbo and Thorin met several years before the quest to reclaim Erebor began? Thorin is hurt and Bilbo takes him back to bag-end to help him and feeds him obviously. They managed to strike up a friendship (at least partly because Thorin is less of a prat when he isn’t wearing the mantle of an exiled king)... and then years later the quest begins

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    09 Apr 2026

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    Bilbo Baggins accidentally kills Smaug and has to figure out how to go tell the Dwarrow who are waiting for him to come back with that stupid stone.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    Bilbo Baggins arrived home late one afternoon in the middle of the week and the entire west Farthing is still talking about it.

    Poor Mister Baggins. He was doomed to be a nine-days wonder no matter what and is it any wonder after a year-long adventure? Even the Tooks haven’t the influence to hush that up, but Mad Baggins seems to have managed to silence every tongue in the Shire on that subject which would be awe-inspiring ...if not for the way he decided to go about it.

    OR: That one where Middle Earth seems to be unclear about where baby Hobbits come from.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    In which the Company are entirely too nosy about matters that are supposed to be a secret, and Bilbo learns that being concerned about propriety is overrated when you could be making friends instead.

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    26 Mar 2026