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The Masked Bard by thepetulantpen
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 Feb 2022
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Collection of my witcher!Jaskier stories. TLDR: Jaskier is a witcher who hides his identity with a mask, so he can be a bard in peace. Geralt is... Geralt. They're in love.
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10 Jan 2026
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Someone is knocking on the large, wooden double doors that serve as the entrance to Kaer Morhen. In the middle of winter. In the middle of a blizzard.
The witchers move almost as one, grabbing their weapons. They make their way to the door, Geralt stepping up and preparing to open it as the others fall into formation behind him, ready for a fight. Geralt opens the door.
On the other side, Geralt sees… well, Geralt thinks he sees Jaskier, though he looks different, very different. Smells different, even.
“Jaskier?” Geralt asks, startled.
Jaskier smiles widely at him. Terrifyingly, there is blood in his teeth.
“I brought you a present,” Jaskier says, nonsensically.
For years, Jaskier has been silently telling Geralt he loves him. Only, certain secrets have always prevented Geralt from understanding. But now those secrets are out, and there are two cats loose in Kaer Morhen.
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10 Jan 2026
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A brick row house and two old men by hummingbeeoOo
Fandom Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
18 Jan 2026
Summary
A place to put my fics wherein Armand and Daniel live together in a brick row house and get up to silly things.
Feel free to read these as out of order as you like or skip around, these fics are not in any particular order.
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07 Dec 2025
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Picking Lint off the Sofa by hummingbeeoOo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
23 Sep 2024
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“Oi, Molloy!” a sketchy-looking guy with a camera says, a little too loudly for a gallery opening — obviously a paparazzi. “Nice shirt!”
“Aww, thanks, Schneider,” says Dad with absolutely toxic politeness that suggests he and the guy have butted heads before, which, yeah, that tracks with Dad’s mission to make everyone in his profession hate him.
He holds his leather jacket open for a photo, and yup, the shirt says EAT THE RICH in red, slightly shimmering letters. Cute.
“Nice.” The pap snaps some pics. “So how does that square with your billionaire — sorry, multi-millionaire — boytoy over there?”
“One, I’m the boytoy here, and two, you should have seen what I did to him earlier today.”
Okay, Lauren’s not hungry any more. Jesus Christ, Dad.
or: Daniel's daughters are invited to Armand's latest gallery opening. Molloy family shenanigans and awkwardness ensue.
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- Part 5 of A brick row house and two old men
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06 Dec 2025
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When Cordelia's family has places to go, she comes to stay with Kate for a week. Kate's excited to get some bonding in with her niece, but when Armand turns up and joins their road trip, she realizes that there's a lot required in taking care of a kid.
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- Part 7 of Family Ties
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05 Dec 2025